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DEAR AMERICA: Here’s Photographic PROOF We Dodged A Bullet In 2016

Patriots, how grateful ARE you?
Pantsuits and Cackles vs. Elegance and Jazz Radio DJ voice.

It could’ve been Cankles and Cankles Jr. in the White House with Bill the Rapist.
Can you imagine if their fashion style started trending?
Would ugly pantsuits and frumpiness have been the new vogue?

But we have Melania, Ivanka, and President Donald J. Trump.
Thank you, my Dear, Sweet, Lord Jesus!