If he took as much time THINKING about the stunt, as he did preparing for it? He might never have made an ass of himself.
Make sure the video is running? Check.
Make sure the path is clear? Check.
Wear speedos that MIGHT have fit you thirty pounds ago? Check.
Anything else he’s forgetting?
Yes. He’s not athletic enough to pull off his stunt.
Were we the only ones who immediately went to THIS movie clip in our minds?
By now he’s wishing he had thought this through.