Hillary’s much-anticipated book is being announced! Oh yay.
On the upside, our readers LOVE coming up with alternate suggestions for book titles. Take your best shot, gang!
The title they gave it ‘What Happened’ is pretty weak.
Surely someone with the (ill-gotten) resources SHE has access to could come up with something better?
Oh well, Guess not. Looks like we’ll have to help her out.
The crack team of ClashDaily Editors has a few suggestions.
In no particular order:
1001 Reasons It’s Not My Fault That I Lost The Election
Celebrity Endorsements And The Fools That Trust Them
I Love Luci-fer… (but not Guccifer 2.0)
Resistance Is Futile
Where The Hell Is Wisconsin?
My Other Car Is An Ambulance
Deal Me Out
What Happened (To all those people who were testifying against the Clintons?)
Lessons In Wickedness — I Taught the Devil Everything I Know
I Failed Electoral College
How To Lose A Rigged Election
Doubling Down … Why I Hired Wasserman-Schultz And her Foreign IT guy
Who Do You Have To Kill To Get Ahead Around Here?
Buy This Book Or You’ll Never Work In Hollywood Again
The FBI, Deleted Emails, And The Patriarchy Cost Me The Election
Chardonnay And Long Walks In The Woods Still Don’t Make Me Feel Better
It’s All Putin’s Fault
Russian Collusion: If I Did It
The Life And Times Of A Poll Dancer
Hacking Cough, Hacking the Primary
Cheaters Never Win — I’m Living Proof
It’s Mine Dammit… I Put Up With That Cheating Sleazeball For All These Years So I Effing Deserve It
The Rapists Wife… A biography
Buy This Book Or You’ll Never Work In Broadcasting Again
‘Madame’ Presidential Loss
She Persisted… And Lost Anyway
I Played The Woman Card, He Played The Trump Card
Close, But No Cigar
You’ve come up with some of your own as you went through the list. We can’t have come up with ALL the good ones. Hit us with some of the ones we missed.
And anyone who’s planning to pick up her book to seriously read (for information, not for mockery) her book should skip that plan and read this instead. It’s good for what ails you.
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male