You thought that first video was hilarious? Check this out!
It turns out that this bro is a comedy genius. Though he doesn’t mean to be funny.
*update:* Even better comedy genius than we first thought. Turns out the guy in the story is TROLLING Antifa on a parody page.
Kudos to him, this is trolling at its finest! This bro doesn’t break character.
We’re usually pretty good at spotting a parody — we do our share ourselves — but this guy is top shelf. In our defense… the left is getting so stupid that the lines between reality and parody are starting to blur. Enjoy! *end update*
It’s just that what he says (and it’s fantastic that he’s saying it seriously!) is so unbelivably ridiculous that it sounds like parody.
It’s beautiful imagery that shows payback truly is a b-tch.
This guy — still masked — who identifies himself as ‘Camacho’ is now in the hospital and posted a video about his status. He sounds like a whiny little b-tch while using little kiddie words.
The ClashDaily Editorial team has dubbed this masked Antifa dork as ‘Pepper’ because he was apparently hit in the bollocks with a ‘Nazi pepper ball’.
Which is what he’s calling the anti-riot tools used by police.
‘Pepper’ made sure to tell his ‘Brothers-Sisters-Sisters-Brothers’ that he was ok, and that the struggle is real.
He was there ‘minding his own business’ as he ‘resisted the Nazis’ while wearing a gas mask and then the evil, ‘Nazis’ shot him in the ‘no-no’ with some sort of ‘Nazi pepper’ canister.
The other ‘Resist Brothers-Sisters-Sisters-Brothers’ shouldn’t worry about him, either because they’re getting a specialist to look at his ping pong ball-sized lump in his pants, and presumably his injury, too.
I'm ok. Just had to make a visit to the ER. Nazis don't care. They will go after you. It's a good thing I have a gas mask. Shirts available! www.scrubstatus.com CAMACHO OITP-TITS
Posted by Arizona Antifa on Tuesday, August 22, 2017
As you can see, he’s going to get his mangina examined by a gynecologist.
Next time, he should take these with him to the next protest… because you just never know.
And here’s a Get Well package to help poor Pepper along while his own package heals:
They have a Facebook Page, too.
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