Did they forget that — hurricane or no — it’s still TEXAS?
While the winds picked up, and a Cat 4 hurricane made landfall in Texas, some bright spark in Corpus Christie thought it would be a great time to help himself to a homeowner’s property.
Slick move, moron.
Here is the tweet from the Corpus Christi Police Department:
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
Here’s the assumption any other enterprising would-be lawbreaker needs to keep in mind before they consider making the same mistake:
In case that warning isn’t clear enough:
It’s even been translated, for ease of understanding for anyone who might not have a mastery of English:
Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
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