Put down the coffee before you read this. You don’t want it all over your screen while you are laughing at them or yelling WTF!
It wasn’t SENSATIONAL enough for USA Toady Today to merely REPORT the carnage done by the atheist with a grudge who shot up the little Church his Ex-Wife’s family attended.
(Did you see how the inclusion or exclusion of certain details shifts the focus of the story?)
No, USA Toady wasn’t content on the story being about an evil SOB. They had to make the GUN the villain.
So, they introduced breathtaking fearmongering — that was completely irrelevant to the facts on hand — as hypotheticals to ramp up the sensationalism.
They gave us this ‘helpful’ video.
A look at the gun used in the Texas church shooting. https://t.co/xdxIf5fR77 pic.twitter.com/sUY1mCCLZC
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017
The Internet, naturally had fun at their expense.
A LOT of fun.
Enjoy!
Wait the regular hand guard isn't heat resistant and can handle attachments outside the picatinny rail system? I've seen fresh Army Privates with more gun knowledge. Whoever makes these videos for you guys should quit and work for Comedy Central! pic.twitter.com/ueuRfJQYKH
— 𝐙𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐎_𝟖𝟔 (@Zango_86) November 9, 2017
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Thank goodness. Pruning trees has been costing me a fortune in ammo. #ChainsawBayonet
— Chad Glaesman (@tirkish) November 9, 2017
Don’t want to bother the neighbors with the roar of a chainsaw? Go stealthy.
You forgot this modification… pic.twitter.com/aJjqrozvRS
— B93s John the Canuck (@johnthecanuck) November 9, 2017
Here’s something for your lighter-duty yardwork…
Can’t get a clear sight line with all that foliage in the way. No worries, the makers of the #ar15chainsaw as seen on @USATODAY give you “the edge on the hedge” with our hedge clipper attachment. pic.twitter.com/UhNXDiob7W
— Mortise and Tension (@WOTW626) November 8, 2017
The Second Amendment as explained on today’s university campuses:
https://twitter.com/tungeesianfirs1/status/928375713807265792
This USA Today piece was just a matter of time, really. Our side saw it coming a mile away. Here’s a hilarious little video mocking them long BEFORE they started really playing this card.
@USATODAY FreedomToons saw you coming a year ago.https://t.co/Zj0a6evRBH
— David Prinzing (@davidprinzing) November 9, 2017
What, no mention of THIS attachment?
https://twitter.com/JacobMyth/status/928370460563333120
Sticking with the Star Wars theme…
https://twitter.com/YoungDems4Trump/status/928411405769781249
Some people didn’t bother with Photoshop. They just said what they were thinking:
https://twitter.com/LarbSass/status/928438325622525953
If you STILL weren’t sure if you were being mocked? There’s more.
Thanks @USATODAY for all the great ideas for #ar15 modifications.#AR15Chainsaw #LiberalLogic #gunsense pic.twitter.com/sLKgSBHJET
— Xring3 LLC firearms ™ (@Tactical_review) November 9, 2017
And here’s a hard-to-find mod.
https://twitter.com/davido1138/status/928471304256098304
The Dr. Evil special mod.
I suppose one more since it was pointed out that just a shark would be dangerous, so I present the unberbarrel shark with a frikin' laser beam on it's head! pic.twitter.com/KCcxvVE3Ew
— Scotty Bishop (@scottyspot) November 9, 2017
If you’re looking for a serious death-dealer? Try this mod:
https://twitter.com/The_Patriot_V/status/928387757390442496
If Weinstein, Spacey and the other big Hollywood names think we’ve forgotten about their stories? We haven’t.
What’s the matter? Too soon?
Really? How long ago was Ashley Judd assaulted? Or Anthony Rapp (and the others)?
And no, we haven’t forgotten this little gem, either.
https://twitter.com/PoliticalShort/status/928366838496366592
How do we REALLY feel about USA Toady? One commenter summed it up PERFECTLY.
— 🎯 (@TackDriv3r) November 9, 2017
Yes. Exactly.
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The men and women in law enforcement that serve and protect us are commendable, but the response time means that they don’t get there when the bullets are flying.
Are you willing to wait 20 minutes for the police to show up?
It’s an issue that needs to be discussed within our churches and addressed by our church leaders.
We need some righteous badassery in the church to protect ourselves, our loved ones, and our brothers and sisters in Christ from the preventable evil in this world.
We need to Obey Jesus.
Including what he said in Luke 22:36.
He [Jesus] said to them, “But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.
– The Holy Bible, English Standard Version
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