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Daft Democrats Warn People About The ‘Chainsaw’ AR-15 – No, This Isn’t Satire

Put down the coffee before you read this. You don’t want it all over your screen while you are laughing at them or yelling WTF!

It wasn’t SENSATIONAL enough for USA Toady Today to merely REPORT the carnage done by the atheist with a grudge who shot up the little Church his Ex-Wife’s family attended.

(Did you see how the inclusion or exclusion of certain details shifts the focus of the story?)

No, USA Toady wasn’t content on the story being about an evil SOB. They had to make the GUN the villain.

So, they introduced breathtaking fearmongering — that was completely irrelevant to the facts on hand — as hypotheticals to ramp up the sensationalism.

They gave us this ‘helpful’ video.

The Internet, naturally had fun at their expense.

A LOT of fun.

Enjoy!

 

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Don’t want to bother the neighbors with the roar of a chainsaw? Go stealthy.

Here’s something for your lighter-duty yardwork…

The Second Amendment as explained on today’s university campuses:

This USA Today piece was just a matter of time, really. Our side saw it coming a mile away. Here’s a hilarious little video mocking them long BEFORE they started really playing this card.

What, no mention of THIS attachment?

Sticking with the Star Wars theme…

Some people didn’t bother with Photoshop. They just said what they were thinking:

If you STILL weren’t sure if you were being mocked? There’s more.

And here’s a hard-to-find mod.

The Dr. Evil special mod.

If you’re looking for a serious death-dealer? Try this mod:

If Weinstein, Spacey and the other big Hollywood names think we’ve forgotten about their stories? We haven’t.

What’s the matter? Too soon?

Really? How long ago was Ashley Judd assaulted? Or Anthony Rapp (and the others)?

And no, we haven’t forgotten this little gem, either.

How do we REALLY feel about USA Toady? One commenter summed it up PERFECTLY.

Yes. Exactly.

Can you even imagine how worked up the folks who gave us these hilarious pics to mock would be if they were to see someone in this shirt, reading this book:

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by Doug Giles

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The men and women in law enforcement that serve and protect us are commendable, but the response time means that they don’t get there when the bullets are flying.

Are you willing to wait 20 minutes for the police to show up?

It’s an issue that needs to be discussed within our churches and addressed by our church leaders.

We need some righteous badassery in the church to protect ourselves, our loved ones, and our brothers and sisters in Christ from the preventable evil in this world.

We need to Obey Jesus.

Including what he said in Luke 22:36.

He [Jesus] said to them, “But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.
– The Holy Bible, English Standard Version

For the badass, Christ-follower we’ve got the shirt for you.

Don’t worry, ladies, we haven’t left you out.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

Get yours now.

Share with a gun owner who could use a good laugh.

Like Clash? Like Clash.

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