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Dear CNN: Why Are You SILENT About Biden And Bill’s Lecherous Past?

The media has suddenly found its voice and is calling out sexual sins they were once prepared to ignore. Well, SOME of them.

We’re even on the threshold of new territory — some media personalities are starting to acknowledge Bill Clinton was reprehensible and treated women badly.

Even Hillary Clinton supporter Chelsea Handler — she was going to leave for Spain, wasn’t it? — if the Clintons were not returned to the White House has come around.

When she was striking out at Moore, she got called out for it by someone she didn’t expect:

Oh, SNAP!

So, at least SOME people are starting to acknowledge the trail of wreckage Clinton has left in his wake.

But it’s pretty rich to believe this is the first she’s heard of it.

She has NO recollection of the ‘surprise guests’ Trump brought to the debates? None at all? Maybe this picture could jog her memory:

But, as we said, even if she’s a ‘day late and a dollar short’ some of the Media (D) would rather brush their teeth with dog poop than admit they believe Juanita.

Maybe it has something to do with their being in the tank for the Clintons roughly since Clinton played the Sax on the Arsineo Hall show.

But what about the ever-so-beloved Joe Biden?

We all knew he was Dopey (Smart money around here believes he was chosen partly as an ‘insurance policy’ for Barack Obama. If anything bad happened to Barack, we’d all be stuck with Joe.)

You could burn through a hilarious afternoon Googling ‘Biden Gaffes’.

But there is ALSO a whole SERIES of photos and video clips making the rounds where Biden is somewhere between awkwardly cringy and damn-near pervy.

Of course, CNN ran interference for him on that, just this summer. This is the same chick who got bent out of shape by Trump’s second scoop of ice cream.

We saw that ‘endless hug’ story just a little differently.

“Hey Joe. That’s not a hug. It’s a hostage crisis.”

We saw a guy with no respect for personal boundaries of women and girls. He has no such habit of kissing dudes, holding their shoulders, or weirdly stroking their faces.

If he were a cartoon character, we’d see him as that old guy from ‘Family Guy’.

There’s a reason people made pictures like this one:

And these:

Not the kind of grandpa you’d want your kids to spend any time with.

This guy, on the other hand:

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

One thing that increasingly unites men and women? We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

Conveniently available in Both Ladies…

AND Men’s versions.

Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

Ladies, get yours here.

Bros, click here, instead.

Share if the media silence about these two has been deafening.

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