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LMAO: Paris & Britney Claim They Invented ‘The Selfie’ – The Internet Takes Them To TRUTH CITY

Paris Hilton isn’t really a household name anymore… but she’s trying to become relevant again.  Her plan goes HORRIBLY wrong.

It is quite hilarious, though.

Paris Hilton tweeted out that it was 11 years ago that she and Britney Spears ‘invented the selfie’.

Sure you did, Paris.

Twitter users weren’t having that, so they called her out with their own photos.

There is this famous picture that caused all sorts of headaches for the photographer who taught the black macaque monkeys to use his camera equipment.

And this guy claims his cat was just one day earlier than the blonde duo.

This guy thinks that he invented it with a disposable camera.

But there are cinematic examples, too.

And the Science guy took this photo in 1999:

Here’s Mr. Bean taking a couple of selfies:

Joey and Chandler from Friends:

Madonna in one of her crappy movies:

Others were convinced it was in 1966:

Or perhaps earlier….

Another Beatles conspiracy:

Or perhaps even earlier than that:

And here we are to some serious claims:

And this photograph from days gone by looks legit:

Honest Abe used his iPhone to take a selfie:

Hmmm…. maybe not…

Welp… You got me there.

But let’s be real — Selfies predate cameras.

But we all know that Jesus is the Maker of all things — even selfies:

There’s one thing that increasingly unites men and women these days. We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

Conveniently available in Both Ladies…

AND Men’s versions.

Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

Ladies, get yours here.

Bros, click here, instead.

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

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