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PICS: You’ll Need EYE-BLEACH After Seeing These Weird AF Shoppers – Good Lawd!

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: We have an absolute HOT MESS wandering through the produce section.

And by ‘hot’, we don’t mean this:

Nope.  We mean train wrecks.

The things that make you do this:

There’s this person that is apparently being eaten by a shag carpet:

And this woman who has given up on brushing her hair for perhaps decades:

To this dude’s interesting tattoo:

We’re not sure if he’s trying to be Sauron from The Lord of the Rings:

And of course, there are wild outfits like the Leopard Lady:

To Minions costumes:

The poop emoji and someone that went a little nuts in the floral department:


From full-on cosplay…

…to the lack of clothing altogether.

Like this dude that forgot his shirt:

Sometimes, the nudity is accidental like this unfortunate occurrence:

And sometimes it’s completely intentional.  I’m guessing that this didn’t happen in New York:

And we seriously don’t know WTF is going on here:

Then there’s just the general poor judgment.

Like taking a sleepy capuchin monkey shopping:

Or this bro showing off his skillz:

And this lady’s optimism that her mobility scooter (resembling a Little Tykes car) will fit make it through the narrow entrance and sharp turn without getting stuck:

And, finally, this Mom Of The Year candidate:

Thank God for Amazon!

And I’ll save a ton now that I won’t need that eye bleach!

Have you seen some crazy things when you were out shopping?

Tell us your best story in the comments.

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You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

Share if you think that knowing people go out in public like that is pretty disturbing

K. Walker

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker