Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: We have an absolute HOT MESS wandering through the produce section.
And by ‘hot’, we don’t mean this:
Nope. We mean train wrecks.
The things that make you do this:
There’s this person that is apparently being eaten by a shag carpet:
And this woman who has given up on brushing her hair for perhaps decades:
To this dude’s interesting tattoo:
We’re not sure if he’s trying to be Sauron from The Lord of the Rings:
And of course, there are wild outfits like the Leopard Lady:
To Minions costumes:
The poop emoji and someone that went a little nuts in the floral department:
From full-on cosplay…
…to the lack of clothing altogether.
Like this dude that forgot his shirt:
Sometimes, the nudity is accidental like this unfortunate occurrence:
And sometimes it’s completely intentional. I’m guessing that this didn’t happen in New York:
And we seriously don’t know WTF is going on here:
Then there’s just the general poor judgment.
Like taking a sleepy capuchin monkey shopping:
Or this bro showing off his skillz:
And this lady’s optimism that her mobility scooter (resembling a Little Tykes car) will fit make it through the narrow entrance and sharp turn without getting stuck:
And, finally, this Mom Of The Year candidate:
Thank God for Amazon!
And I’ll save a ton now that I won’t need that eye bleach!
Have you seen some crazy things when you were out shopping?
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