Michelle Tells Audience She’s A ‘SEX Symbol’ – No, This Is Not Satire

Michelle has said some pretty outrageous things. This one takes the cake.

Perhaps Michelle is just feeling a little upstaged by the current FLOTUS.

But then, who wouldn’t be?

Back when Michelle was called on to make speeches as the First Lady, she would often speak to women about women and how the ‘patriarchy’ kept them down.

[As a female ClashDaily Editor, I personally think that’s a load of hooey. I’m younger than Michelle, so perhaps she doesn’t understand that the sexism that she faced simply is dying out.]

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Michelle was giving a speech and as she bragged about her accomplishments, she discussed how the ‘nay-sayers’ in her life made her feel as though her body was more important than her mind and her accomplishments. She then said that she was viewed as a sex symbol.

Seriously.

Watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJS-QEqoGnI

Michelle says that there were teachers that didn’t think she was smart enough.

About that — we’ve read your Princeton thesis and we agree with the teachers.

And really, nobody believes that men see her as a sex symbol.

Our ClashDaily articles debunk that ‘fake news’:

BARACK & MICHELLE: ‘Least MANLY President EVER’ & ‘Most MANLY 1st Lady EVER’

QUESTION: Would Michelle Obama Make A Good Victoria’s Secret Model?

Y’all don’t even miss her:

CLASH POLL: Do You MISS Michelle Obama?

But those dyed in the wool leftist millennials, well, they think she’s some hot stuff:

WTF? Millennials Declare Michelle Obama’s MORE Beautiful Than This Italian BOMBSHELL!

You do know why that is, don’t you?

The clinical term is ‘nutsy cuckoo’.

These are the same people that decry capitalism while wearing mass-marketed licensed Che Guevara shirts. They want to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and stop the use of fossil fuels in cars, but will ditch their old phone and line up to buy a new iPhone made with rare Earth minerals that expose workers — some of them children — to toxic chemicals because now Apple has added a new face id feature.

These people obviously have got something wrong upstairs.

Some even want Michelle to run against Trump in 2020.

The Hill: Michelle Obama outshines all Democratic prospects for 2020

The Hill: Michelle Obama is exactly who the Democrats need to win big in 2020

Washington Examiner: 2020 poll: Run Michelle Obama Run!

Newsweek: FORMER BILL CLINTON POLLSTER: MICHELLE OBAMA IS BEST CANDIDATE TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP IN 2020

Personally, I think it’s a fan-freaking-tastic idea. There’s no way that Michelle could win against President Trump if the economy keeps chugging along like it has been doing since he was elected.

Her brand of divisive, identity politics has been shown as the sham that it is. Democrats can’t just keep putting all their money on the race and/or gender cards — they actually need to run a candidate of substance in order to win. But they won’t do that because they’re a bunch of virtue-signaling morons.

There’s one thing that increasingly unites men and women these days. We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

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Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll

 

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