PHOTO: This Bro’s ‘How To Confuse A Feminist’ Shirt Is A Frickin’ Scream

Written by K. Walker on January 15, 2018

Wear this in front of your feminist aunt and she won’t know whether to scream or spit.

Today’s ‘strong women’ aren’t like the real strong women of yesteryear.

Now they need ‘safe spaces’ and ‘trigger warnings’.

Gee, maybe someone has moved the goalposts on what a ‘strong woman’ is.

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What does today’s version of a ‘strong woman’ look like?

Sadly, we’re told they look something like this:


Pretty sure she doesn’t need a sandwich, and we’re not sure who exactly she thinks might make her one anyway.

They get pretty worked up about that whole sandwich line.

And most of the die-hard feminists wouldn’t even try to give the obvious clever comeback like this one:

Today’s Feminist outrage is not much different from the outrage you might see in an angry toddler.

You. Can’t. Make. Me.

And its variant:

So let’s have a little fun with that.

What if you change the sandwich line just a little bit. What happens to their outrage now?

Forbid her to make you that sandwich.

And wait for the look on her face.

Grab your popcorn. Share this with a feminist and enjoy the show.

You could up the ante a little and tell her that Feminists forbid her to make her a sandwich. Is she strong and independent or has she traded away her independence so she can be just another Feminist sock-puppet?

Better still, take that show on the road, and wear this shirt in public.

Maybe to Starbucks. Or Trader Joe’s. Or a Democrat rally (if anyone still goes to those anymore).

Women are great. Just like our very own President Trump says, we like all women except Rosie O’Donnell and her feminist pals.

How do you confuse a feminist? (Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich!)

Get yours today at the Clash Store!’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles how-to book:

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll


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