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Dear Feminists: If Trump’s Language Offends You, Then Who Bought 80M Copies Of 50 Shades Of Grey?

This is what happens when you’ve got a fidget spinner for a moral compass. Spoiler alert, it isn’t pretty.

Feminists have had it in for Trump since day one.

They had no problem with ‘playing the woman card’ (remember the line, ‘deal me in’?) while lining up behind Hillary who actively destroyed the women who raised “MeToo” kinds of accusations against her Bill.

But they were perfectly happy to go back twenty some odd years looking for some charge they could ‘Trump up’ against him. Like calling someone fat. (Actually, footage reminds us that he was the only one who stood behind her and WASN’T ‘shaming’ her.)

Then there was the p-ssygate controversy that led to women embarrassing themselves with hats that were (sometimes) embarrassingly anatomically-correct.

Because nothing says ‘I’m offended by Trump talking about female anatomy’ like dressing up in a ‘ladyparts’ costume.

What was next? There were probably several ‘shocking’ tweets and statements through the year, but the ‘badword’ that really caught attention was the S-hole one that wasn’t actually said in public — supposing it was even said at all.

But this leaves us scratching our heads a little.

After all… who, exactly, are all these offended women? And are they genuinely offended, or are they the sort of bandwagoners who answer the call of any Social Justice slacktivist hashtag?

Because a whole lot of women don’t have a problem with being — in their own words — ‘nasty’.

Someone bought all those copies of ’50 Shades’. And there were sequels.

You don’t even WANT to know about the nastiness they found when scientists swabbed pages from the public library copies of it.

But seriously. They’re so very deeply offended that Trump calls Rosie disgusting, or when he throws around some language that wouldn’t even move the needle at a Jay-Z concert.

One thing that increasingly unites men and women? We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

Conveniently available in Both Ladies…

AND Men’s versions.

Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

Ladies, get yours here.

Bros, click here, instead.

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles


Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

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