Watch: Bro Decides To Face-off With A Bull – He Must Be A Tide-Pod Eater

Written by K. Walker on April 5, 2018

Man vs. Bull. It’s not even close.

Are you surprised?

This video should prompt a whole lot of soul-searching.

What the hell was I thinking?

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How empty is my life?

Are these people really my friends if they are all standing by and allowing me to do this?

What happens when you vomit Tide Pods — because I’m feeling kinda queasy…

Just like the dude that attempted to smash concrete blocks over his head, this bro should really question why one would want to attempt an idiotic stunt like this in the first place, and why so many people are standing by and letting him.

Watch:

Monday coming at ya like…

Posted by Scotty Cox on Sunday, April 1, 2018

Dang, that’s gotta hurt.

‘Are you ok?’ asks the person with the camera.

No, he’s not ok.

 He just got hit by a bull.

Not only that, he chose to do it, had it filmed, and now he’s ‘internet famous’ for his failure.

He’s probably not going to be ok for a while.

 Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

That’s the ladies’ version. You can get it here.

Don’t worry. There’s one for the guys, too.

You can get the guy’s version here.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll

 

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