Super Pooper: School Superintendent Busted For Dropping A Deuce On Football Field – And It Gets Weirder

You might be wondering ‘how can it possibly get weirder?’ But really, it did.

The comment section on this one could get fun.

That weird part of Kanye’s new song (the one that said you don’t have to be Democrat just because you’re black) might suddenly make sense.

Maybe he was singing about this superintendent!

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Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Let’s start by meeting the star of the show. Our ‘king of deuces’ Superintendent works at a New Jersey school.

[Pause while the reader makes an obvious joke about New Jersey.]

An educated man, and married father of two, 42-year old Thomas Tramaglini has a Ph.D in Educational Administration and a master’s degree from Rutgers, and a bachelor’s degree from Fairleigh Dickinson.

When not superintending, he also lectures part-time at Rutgers Graduate School of Education.

For all the things that seemed to be going right in his life (including that $150k a year superintendent gig), he made a series of decisions that sent it all right down the crapper. Ok, not the best metaphor, considering that the series of bad decisions all centered on taking a daily dump on the grounds of the very school over which he held oversight.

There’s gotta be some better way to say the education system (or maybe their athletics program?) is really s—ty.

Seriously, for an educated man, he’s not that bright. We live in a day and age where DNA tests can tell you which freaking neighborhood dog has been messing up your flowerbeds, and he thought he could get away with THIS?

Police set up cameras after finding human excrement in the school’s track and football fields nearly EVERY DAY.

Well, look at the bright side — at least he’s regular.

Shockingly, he found himself arrested for such behavior. And suspended.

What in the hell went through his mind?

Hope it was worth it.

This ‘xray’ shirt must have had him as its inspiration.

We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

That’s the ladies’ version. You can get it here.

Don’t worry. There’s one for the guys, too.

You can get the guy’s version here.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

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