Dear CNN: What If Trump Gave Putin 20% of Our Uranium For Private Donations And Stored The Records On A Private Server In His Bathroom?

Written by Wes Walker on July 23, 2018

Imagine how the story would be told if the shoe were on the other foot?

We’d hear breathless reporting about influence peddling, Pay-for-play transactions, how a lawless Trump endangered national security — giving ‘aid and comfort’ to the enemy even! — just to appease his benefactors.

And ‘about that home-brew’ server in the bathroom?

You do NOT want to get them started about THAT travesty of justice.

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What’s next? An investigation that looks more like a cover-up than a search for justice? Immunity being handed out like Tic-Tacs?

Can you imagine the 24-hour fun the Media outrage machine would have had with that?

Oh, wait.

That’s in an imaginary world where Trump did those things.

In the real one where Hillary did them? We’ve got crickets.

Any idea why that might be?

After all, we have such an honest and honorable media.

We know that they ‘must’ be because they keep telling us how honest and honorable they are.

They wouldn’t be lying about that, would they?

If any single art piece could capture the wave that carried DJT to the White House, this is the one…

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“I love how Trump looks confident. He’s not weepy or angry. He’s winning and doing exactly what he promised, namely, Making America Great Again. I also really enjoyed painting Comey, Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, Debbie and Anderson Cooper getting sucked down the drain. This is one of the funniest paintings I have ever painted. I couldn’t be happier and I hope these prints adorn the walls of every Trump supporter. I’m so glad Brandon Vallorani commissioned me to paint this epic, hilarious, and patriotic masterpiece.” — Doug Giles

Where can you see this fine — and hilarious — portrait?

No, you don’t have to wait until this beauty is hung in the Smithsonian. You can get your own copy of Drain the Swamp right here.

 Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

 

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