Moron Dumps ‘World’s Sexiest Weather Girl’ So He Can Play More Video Games

Written by Wes Walker on July 24, 2018

Is this what Eliot meant when he said ‘this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper?’

How many people can say their first serious girlfriend is a supermodel?

Well, this guy can. Besides two girlfriends in middle school, this famous Youtuber has literally spent all his time playing video games (Call Of Duty) and never had a serious girlfriend until now.

No, really.

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I’m a professional gamer that enjoys working out and I do my best to inspire as many people as I can to follow their dreams.

Some people are professional athletes or artists. This guy is a professional gamer. He makes bank literally playing video games ‘full time’ (as in 7pm to 5am).

He was living with a supermodel, who he still describes as amazing, beautiful and smart.

You’d think if he thought she was so amazing, he might have ‘put a ring on it’, to quote Beyonce. But she moved to Mexico City, and he remained in New York(?), playing video games full time.

In an ending that surprises nobody… they broke up.

Here’s a Maxim Mexico video of Yanet Garcia:

Watch his video explaining the breakup:

Here is a video of them at the gym together:

What do you think of his decision?

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