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LMAO: Professor Shoots Himself To Protest Trump

Have you heard that quote about being ‘educated into imbecility’? Here’s a real-world example.

One Professor at College of Southern Nevada really hates Trump. How much does he hate Trump?

He hates Trump with a violent intensity… he’s got a gun and he isn’t afraid to use it.

No. Don’t worry, he isn’t attacking Trump with the gun. That would be stupid and dangerous.

He’s just bringing it to school with him and discharging it…

At himself.

The sociology prof took a handgun into the bathroom on campus, taped a $100 bill to the mirror marked ‘for the janitor’ and shot himself in the arm to protest President Trump.

He was found where he collapsed: on the floor outside the bathroom. He was still alive, but bleeding. His .22 and one spent casing were both found on the bathroom floor.

Mark J. Bird, 69, was charged last month with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property, court records show. He was found bleeding from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to his arm about 8:15 a.m. on Aug. 28 outside a bathroom in the Charleston campus K building.
[…] The sociology professor was hired Aug. 26, 1993, and was an emeritus faculty member at the time of the shooting, college spokesman Richard Lake said. Bird was not scheduled to teach any courses during the fall 2018 semester.

Bird was employed with the college as of Tuesday, although Lake said it was not clear what disciplinary actions, if any, would be taken against him.

Not to be a stickler here, but that administration might want to think twice about having anyone whose judgment doesn’t say ‘deliberately shooting yourself in a school is a bad idea’ teaching ANY class. Of any kind. Ever again.


Wes Walker

Wes Walker is the author of "Blueprint For a Government that Doesn't Suck". He has been lighting up since its inception in July of 2012. Follow on twitter: @Republicanuck

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