LMAO: Professor Shoots Himself To Protest Trump

Written by Wes Walker on September 13, 2018

Have you heard that quote about being ‘educated into imbecility’? Here’s a real-world example.

One Professor at College of Southern Nevada really hates Trump. How much does he hate Trump?

He hates Trump with a violent intensity… he’s got a gun and he isn’t afraid to use it.

No. Don’t worry, he isn’t attacking Trump with the gun. That would be stupid and dangerous.

He’s just bringing it to school with him and discharging it…

At himself.

The sociology prof took a handgun into the bathroom on campus, taped a $100 bill to the mirror marked ‘for the janitor’ and shot himself in the arm to protest President Trump.

He was found where he collapsed: on the floor outside the bathroom. He was still alive, but bleeding. His .22 and one spent casing were both found on the bathroom floor.

Mark J. Bird, 69, was charged last month with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property, court records show. He was found bleeding from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to his arm about 8:15 a.m. on Aug. 28 outside a bathroom in the Charleston campus K building.
The sociology professor was hired Aug. 26, 1993, and was an emeritus faculty member at the time of the shooting, college spokesman Richard Lake said. Bird was not scheduled to teach any courses during the fall 2018 semester.

Bird was employed with the college as of Tuesday, although Lake said it was not clear what disciplinary actions, if any, would be taken against him.

Not to be a stickler here, but that administration might want to think twice about having anyone whose judgment doesn’t say ‘deliberately shooting yourself in a school is a bad idea’ teaching ANY class. Of any kind. Ever again.

The ‘Impeach 45 Crowd’ aren’t the only ones Trump is ‘wanted’ by. The MAGA voters who see what he’s doing for America have some strong feelings about him too.

He has appointed judges who believe in the Constitution as a foundational document. He has smashed the so-called ISIS Caliphate, making them homeless. He has deported a real-live Nazi prison guard. (He’s not very good at being ‘literally Hilter’.) And the Economy? It’s on fire!

The people WANT his strong leadership.

The people WANT his pro-growth, pro-freedom policies.

The people WANT America to once again embrace its top-dog role in the World Stage.

They want Trump for 2020.

And for those who love it as much as we do, that wanted poster is available here.

You can put it up in your home, or maybe the local Post Office.