Arrogant and inept, what a devastating combination of traits. And it couldn’t have happened to a better person.
Elizabeth ‘high cheekbones’ Warren thought she had a winning hand with her DNA test
Narrator: “She did not.”
She’s become an internet laughing stock overnight. It’s enough to make Dukakis’s infamous tank photo seem like a minor slip.
This sums it up nicely:
She’s one of the oppressed and suffering victims, you see.
Her test ‘proves’ it.
This must mean the Democrats are making their old ‘one drop of blood’ policy ‘cool again’.
And here we were thinking that’s racist. See that little red sliver on the upper-right hand side? That’s what 1/1014 looks like. Which is STILL better than her odds of ever being President:
But the story is actually WORSE than that. Because there aren’t enough data points in the system for experts to actually HAVE a profile for Native Americans.
(Probably because they don’t have any reason to lay awake at night wondering about their ancestry.)
That means the experts had to use PROXIES as stand-ins for the ‘Native American’ DNA profile — Mexico, Columbia, and Peru.
So this one guy out of possibly as many as 1000+ in her history “may” have been Peruvian. Or Mexican. Or Columbian. Or possibly Native.
Yeah — that’s convincing.
You as likely to see Indian DNA in her spit test as you are in swabbing this:
You done screwed up, Lizzie… and it probably cost you the party nomination.
Deal with it.
If it’s any consolation, at least that means some OTHER Democrat will be the one humiliated by President Trump in 2020.
The Trumpinator: every time his rivals think they’ve got him down and out, he stands back up and keeps on coming.
They laughed when he announced his candidacy. They thought he was going to some circus act.
They couldn’t have been more wrong.
He survived the primaries and got the nomination. He knocked out Crooked Hillary.
He beat CNN at their own game, and their ratings are now circling the toilet.
Mueller and the Dossier aren’t just coming up empty, they’re exposing the misdeeds of Brennan, Comey, McCabe, Strzok and all the rest.
And Trump is still keeping promises, and getting things done.
The economy is doing exactly what he promised it would. #PromisesKept
And in 2020, The Trumpinator is gonna do it again.
He’ll be back.