If she were on film, Ron Burgandy would call her a ‘Pirate Hooker’, and tell her to ‘go back to Whore Island’.
Let’s be honest. People have figured out that a big part of Avenatti is just Circus sideshow antics. Smoke and mirrors. Bluster without substance.
He is a parasitic opportunist, who took one porn star’s proximity to the White House and rode it to personal fame. (Sorry about that mental image.)
With the Kavanaugh hearings being all anyone could talk about, he’d be a fool to pass up an opportunity to ride that wave, too.
When Swetnick told her story about quaaludes and teenage boys taking turns — one after another — on a helpless female victim at a party, nobody bought it for one simple reason: most of us asked: “Who would actually go to parties where some poor woman is degraded like that once, let alone ten times”?
Then people started talking about her past. Her bogus lawsuit history surfaced.
She was interviewed by NBC News recently, and told her bizarre story — and walked it back:
She’s still got zero witnesses despite at least 10 parties with girls being gang-raped by multiple men.
She called Brett Kavanaugh an ‘admitted blackout drunk and a drug addict’ — is that slander?
Avenatti demanded a Senate inquiry into her client’s claims. He got shot down. Unceremoniously.
Grassley's chief counsel just destroyed Avenatti pic.twitter.com/bcuNNqOtbI
— Caleb SkHull 💀🎃👻 (@CalebJHull) October 2, 2018
Mike Davis, Chief counsel for nominations gave him all the contempt he deserved. The ‘please stop emailing me’ line at the end made it even better.
And now the creepy stuff about Swetnick’s life is turning up. REALLY creepy.
Dennis Ketterer, a former Democratic candidate for Congress who is also a former weatherman from a Washington, D.C., news station, told Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-IA) in a letter that he had a conversation with Swetnick in which she said she “liked to have sex with more than one guy at a time.”
“In fact sometimes with several at one time. She wanted to know if that would be OK in our relationship,” Ketterer wrote. “I asked her if this was just a fantasy of hers. She responded that she first tried sex with multiple guys while in high school and still liked it from time-to-time.”
Wow. Since HIGH School?
She really WAS the village bicycle.
That must be what the left means by being a ‘nasty woman’.
Cue the Ron Burgandy clip:
At least we’ve answered the question about who goes to parties where women get degraded like that. At least ‘Stormy’ profits from it. Swetnick is doing the same thing for free.
Avanetti claims this is evidence that the GOP is getting ‘desperate’. (An unfortunate choice of words for a man who represents such morally ‘upright’ women.)
But the last time I looked, it’s a tough sell to pin the testimony of a ‘Democratic Candidate for Congress’ on some Vast Right-Wing-Conspiracy.
Hell, it would be more plausible to say Russia Did it.
Or that Russia well … never mind. I’ll try to keep this relatively family friendly.
Swetnick might want to swap out her celebrity slip-and-fall lawyer for a credible defense lawyer. If her claims are what they seem, she might be seeing time in court herself soon enough — and not as a witness.
Enough about the ‘nasty woman’ Julie Swetnick.
Let’s bring a little classy back.
The “resist” crowd loathes her. Patriots love her.
But love her or hate her, she’s Making America Classy Again.
ClashDaily’s Big Dawg, Doug Giles, has another portrait inspired by the Trump era, and it’s fantastic.
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