And you thought that ‘Robosexual’ story we covered was nasty. What the hell is going on with people?
How far gone does a young man have to be that he’s trolling extreme old age (or maybe hospice?) homes looking for a date?
This is, I suppose, the first time we’ve needed to use ‘Nonogenarian’ in a sentence, and yet it’s about a 31-year-old guy’s love life.
It isn’t even ONE old woman, he’s stringing along a couple of them.
For some people, a few decades is no barrier whatsoever to love; particularly for those with an older woman fetish, much like 31-year-old Kyle who can be seen giving his 91-year-old girlfriend Marg a passionate snog during new documentary series Extreme Love.
While their Spring/Winter relationship may seem unexpected to some, Marg is actually the perfect woman for Kyle, who is very open about his granny fetish, admitting, ‘I’m wired towards older women’.
As well as being in love with nonagenarian Marg, pensioner admirer Kyle is also dating Annie who, at a relatively youthful 68 years old, is still well over twice Kyle’s age.
[Pause so that you can insert any snarky jokes about fractured hips and dentures here.]
Are they sure he meant to say ‘wired’ and not ‘weird’?
‘Love’, they’re calling it. Because he’s really planning to ‘build a life together’ with a 91-year-old woman, right?
Dude, seriously. Are you “sure” you’re ‘wired’ that way? Or are you just so unlikely to get a date with an eligible woman your own age that you have to troll the old folk’s homes?
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