*The original copy of this article said she studied at Boston College. Management wishes to apologize for any embarrassment we may have caused to Boston College.
Alexandria Occasio-Cortez went to school at Boston University. That was supposed to be great for their branding…
And why would it not? She’s a political hot commodity with a Twitter presence approaching that of the President. That comes some bragging rights. Then she screwed everything up by opening her mouth.
School officials are in damage control mode. Things are getting desperate. She studied International Relations and Economics for pity’s sake.
She’s proudly chasing Amazon’s headquarters — and thousands of jobs — out of New York like she’s doing everyone a favor, saying all the government money that she saved should be spent on government programs and jobs.
A source close to AOC said, “It’s hopeless. I even tried to explain the Amazon deal using the example of a credit card with cash back. But it was like explaining algebra to my goldfish.”
And then there was the Green New Deal travesty where even Liberals warned it would collapse the economy.
When questioned about ideas after ripping Israel a new one, she said she’s ‘Not an Expert on geopolitics on this issue’. Boston faculty was left with little choice. They had to unleash the big guns.
They’re giving her money back.
The full tuition.
Every last penny.
There’s only one condition: She must never again tell anyone that she ever studied at Boston U.
Mrs. Mcgillicutty, her third-grade math teacher, is considering a similar request.
[For humorless Leftists who are just a little bit slow, this piece is written as satire… Duh!]
How could America best pay tribute to the Media(D)’s newest beloved darling?
Well, we could immortalize her in art.
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