Just In Time For 2020: Dumb Democrats Disintegrate

Written by Allan Erickson on February 16, 2019

Obama’s sock puppet, Joe Biden, says illegal aliens are already citizens, in his mind. When a man is so impaired he actually believes this stuff, how can he take the oath promising to uphold the law? Keep agonizing over whether or not to run for the WH there Joe. If you get elected, it will be agony alright.

Mini-Joe Beto O’ said Thursday that he would “yes, absolutely” support tearing down existing barriers along the southern border with Mexico. My nickname for this piece of cardboard is ‘Bento.’ Bento also believes illegal immigration is our fault and we should be ashamed because we are a bunch of racists. Giving Bento any access to power is like handing a hatchet to a three-year-old.

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez has something to say about EVERYTHING and everything she says is idiotic. She is the kind of person who believes that as long as she has checks there must be money in her account. The freshman Representative has so alienated Congressional leaders, in her own Party, there is a powerful movement afoot to sponsor her opponent in the primary! She has only been in office for six weeks and already her own party is gunning for her even as the rest of the world laughs at her lunacy. Imagine a Congresswoman proposing an enormous Green New Deal that everyone laughs at (or condemns) and when the Senate wants to entertain a floor vote, she freaks out, objecting to the democratic process she claims to love!

Chuck Schumer, fresh from a damned good thrashing by the WH, joined AOC in condemning the Senate, practically blowing an artery all over The Wall.

Ilhan Abdullahi Omar is another freshman Representative with a wagging tongue and a very small brain. She is clearly an anti-Semite with a wide strain of ‘Death to America’ infecting her soul. When President Trump called for her resignation this week she hissed back calling him a hater. When Pelosi called her on the carpet, she heeled like a trained puppy, then attacked a respected diplomat who has served several Presidents. Then, she followed up calling for a declaration of emergency over climate hysteria. Omar rounded the week off by demanding we defund Homeland Security! Why not disband the military while we’re at it!?

Rashida Harbi Tlaib, the Detroit freshman Representative who prefers to ignore her district and demand we “impeach the moth**f*****,” is another role model for American youth. Will she break ground and be the first to wear a suicide vest to a debate on the House floor? Why debate when you can detonate?

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris is having trouble raising campaign money in her bid to be elected President. She said this week she used to smoke pot in college and listen to Tupac and Snoop. Trouble is, they came on the music scene after she attended college. Apparently both the short and long term memories are shot. The question was then asked: was she smoking pot even as she was prosecuting pot smokers? “I’m sorry your honor, I just don’t remember . . .

Elizabeth Warren jumped into the race too. Hardly anyone noticed. It is difficult to differentiate and deliver a relevant message when you are running in a field of 15 other lunatic losers.

This week, Dominican Republic playboy Senator Bob didn’t like a question posed by a reporter so he threated to call the police. Now that IS rich. One of the most arrogant stuffed shirts in DC, Bob should date Sheila Jackson Lee. They’re made for each other. “YES OR NO! I ONLY HAVE FIVE MINUTES!

Speaking of Sheila Jackson Lee, she tried to muscle the acting attorney general in a hearing about the Mueller investigation. Boy did she get a dose of her own medicine! The acting AG basically told her that her five minutes of fame were up!

Have you missed Maxine Waters? The Mouth that launched a thousand memes is back in the news. Headline reads: “Dem Disaster—-Antifa Punk Accused of Attacking Marines Just Got Tied Back to Maxine Waters & Other Dems.” Tie ‘em all up in a nice bundle and trundle ‘em off to prison!

The crowning humiliation for the Democrats overall came from Pathetic Pelosi, or as she is known by loving family and friends—-“Nutjob Nan.” She is the Sensational Speaker who cannot speak; the reason the House cannot reason. She decried Trump’s emergency declaration saying a future Democrat President can now deal with the gun violence problem just by declaring it an emergency. Presumably, Nutjob Nan thinks Trump is setting a precedent to allow the Constitution to be redacted. Not true of course, but don’t bother trying to persuade Nancy. After all, she is a nutjob. (Nan! Chuck’s on the phone. He wants to know what the hell happened!?)

Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders was on the phone with Omar lending support and discussing the future of a Commie/Jihad ticket. Omar’s first question: are you Jewish?!

Finally, thanks to the candor of Andrew McCabe we have confirmation that the Obama/Clinton Deep State indeed conspired to overthrow the newly elected President in 2017, relying on manufactured everything: rumors, dossiers, ‘evidence,’ testimony, warrants, investigations, threats, arrests, bullying. This confession comes as news is breaking all over that the entire Collusion Crisis was nothing but an attempted political assassination. How do you spell Treason?

Nothing says Democracy like Dumb Democrats Disintegrating.

Allan Erickson
Allan Erickson---Christian, husband, father, journalist, businessman, screenwriter and author of The Cross & the Constitution in the Age of Incoherence, Tate Publishing, 2012, serves on the board of www.RestoreAmerica.org. He is available to speak in churches addressing the topics of faith and freedom. Register & Vote! Contact: allanlerickson@gmail.com