GET A LIFE: Jobless 30yr. Snowflake Chick Attacks Her Mom Because She Won’t Drive Her To YOGA

Written by Wes Walker on March 4, 2019

Oh, honey. That’s enough yoga for you. That’s NOT what they mean by ‘child pose’.

Holly Albert had no job, she’s thirty years old, and now she faces charges of second-degree assault for what she did to her own mother.

In August 2017, Albert’s mother called 911 to report a domestic violence incident. Responding officers arrived at the family’s single-family home and found Albert’s mother with a blood-saturated shirt and hair that was “matted down with blood.”

Albert’s mother told police that her daughter wanted to attend an afternoon yoga class for meditative purposes. When Albert’s mother declined to drive her there, the 30-year-old allegedly became irate, shouted insults, grabbed a house phone and chucked it directly at her mom’s head.

Albert’s mother — whose head was turned the other way — suffered a cut that caused a “large amount of bleeding.” Ironically enough, she used that phone to call police as her daughter fled.

That attitude sounds familiar, somehow. Oh, that’s right:

No, it wasn’t a cellphone she chucked at mom. It was a landline.

Ouch.

“Matted down with blood”.

And all because little precious needed to ‘meditate’? Hardly, what she really needed was a good swift kick in the ass telling her to stop acting like a toddler and grow the hell up.

Obviously something that she STILL desperately needs to be told.

Don’t be like her. And don’t let anyone you KNOW be like her, either. Intervene early, and get this tornadic tome into the hands of young women at risk of becoming a ‘Holly’.

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