Oh, honey. That’s enough yoga for you. That’s NOT what they mean by ‘child pose’.
Holly Albert had no job, she’s thirty years old, and now she faces charges of second-degree assault for what she did to her own mother.
In August 2017, Albert’s mother called 911 to report a domestic violence incident. Responding officers arrived at the family’s single-family home and found Albert’s mother with a blood-saturated shirt and hair that was “matted down with blood.”
Albert’s mother told police that her daughter wanted to attend an afternoon yoga class for meditative purposes. When Albert’s mother declined to drive her there, the 30-year-old allegedly became irate, shouted insults, grabbed a house phone and chucked it directly at her mom’s head.
Albert’s mother — whose head was turned the other way — suffered a cut that caused a “large amount of bleeding.” Ironically enough, she used that phone to call police as her daughter fled.
That attitude sounds familiar, somehow. Oh, that’s right:
No, it wasn’t a cellphone she chucked at mom. It was a landline.
NEW: An unemployed millennial's accused of throwing a house phone at her mother's head after mom wouldn't drive her to yoga class.
30yo Holly Albert – who lives at her parents' Potomac, Md. home – is charged with 2nd degree assault.
Albert's mother suffered a bloody head wound. pic.twitter.com/baNLkqcIZD
— Kevin Lewis (@ABC7Kevin) March 1, 2019
“Matted down with blood”.
And all because little precious needed to ‘meditate’? Hardly, what she really needed was a good swift kick in the ass telling her to stop acting like a toddler and grow the hell up.
MORE: “Holly Anne is currently unemployed and we are providing her with financial and other support at this time,” the victim wrote to the court. “Knowing Holly Anne as I do, I am confident that she intends to appear at every court date necessary.”https://t.co/t30sXvBE4l
— Kevin Lewis (@ABC7Kevin) March 2, 2019
Obviously something that she STILL desperately needs to be told.
Don’t be like her. And don’t let anyone you KNOW be like her, either. Intervene early, and get this tornadic tome into the hands of young women at risk of becoming a ‘Holly’.
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles how-to book:
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