Gaffe Machine: Sleepy Joe Thinks He Was The Veep In 2018? No, This Isn’t Satire

When Biden said he was a ‘gaffe machine’ he wasn’t kidding.
But the rest of that old quote is pretty damning now.
“I am a gaffe machine,” Biden admitted in December when asked about potential liabilities of his campaign. “But my God what a wonderful thing compared to a guy who can’t tell the truth,” he said. — Source: Guardian
Biden can’t tell the truth. And it’s harder to tell the difference between when he’s stumbling, when he’s confused, or when he’s outright lying to us.
Which category would you put his latest ‘hit’ in, for example?
https://twitter.com/EmmaKinery/status/1160297794869088258
So here’s the question. Is it an outright lie? Is he mixing up his massacres? Is he *that* out of it that he actually thinks it’s true?
The Parkland shooting happened more than a year after Joe Biden left office. This is one of two different times today he claimed he met with survivors of it "when I was Vice President." pic.twitter.com/EAyMyCsLSq
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) August 10, 2019
The answer matters, because he tells that story in the context of taking a swipe against other politicians, painting them as cowards.
It’s hard to dismiss it as just a ‘slip’ because he said it again at a press conference. And he was pandering to Everytown — a left-wing Anti-2a group.
Which is weird, because someone was in the White House, meeting with Parkland survivors. It just wasn’t anyone from HIS administration.
Pres. Trump pays visit to Parkland; meets with victims and first responders. @ABonTV reports. https://t.co/CxBsp0URWr pic.twitter.com/R1Rtpv1sho
— Good Morning America (@GMA) February 17, 2018
.@SunSentinel finally lifted blackout of @KyleKashuv visit to D.C. But did so with very telling headline “Pro-gun rights Parkland student Kyle Kashuv meets President Trump” & a story with no mention that he met with Democrats like Schumer & Murphy as well https://t.co/iIOGMoqOkU
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) March 9, 2018
Is he lying about something so obviously untrue?
Social media jumped right in. Some to mock him, others to help him out. Maybe he’s just thinking about the wrong shooting? Here’s a list:
Joe Biden just said he was VP during the Parkland shooting
He wasn’t.
But he was during:
Charleston
Sandy Hook
Aurora
Orlando
San Bernardino
And 27 others
Yet no one blames his administration for these attacks
Why do Democrats get away with blaming Trump?
🤔
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) August 11, 2019
(Of course, that doesn’t count any of the gangland-style killings in major cities.)
There he goes again. https://t.co/1MUKZNZEbq
— Brit Hume (@brithume) August 10, 2019
Parkland shooting happened one year and a month after VP Biden left the White House https://t.co/mjrC7ghJ7w
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 10, 2019
Joe Biden lies again https://t.co/0NDaFnbvdD
— Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow) August 10, 2019
Another gaffe: #JoeBiden says he was Vice President AFTER the Parkland high school shooting.
Nearly A YEAR after he left office. Sorry to wake you, #SleepyJoe.#CreepyUncleJoe #BidenGaffe #BidenWatch https://t.co/larsuJVhal
— Resist Tyranny (@ResistTyranny) August 11, 2019
There is no explanation that makes @JoeBiden look good. Still, the campaign needs to come out and say what is going on with him. Apparently, this wasn’t the only time today that he said that he was VP during the Parkland attack—in 2018. You don’t say that. https://t.co/mj3hopFLuI
— Jamil Smith جميل كريم (@JamilSmith) August 10, 2019
In the last 48 hours Joe Biden has said
Truth and facts are different things,
Poor people can be as bright as white kids,
and that he was Vice President in 2018 during the Parkland shootings.
Eventually doesn’t his family have to step in and at least take his car keys away?🤷♂️— Joey Freshwater (@LetsGoBr0ndan) August 11, 2019
Here are a few archived stories about some of Joe’s OTHER embarrassing moments:
- Creepy Joe Biden Joins The Race With A Video Pushing the Charlottesville Lie
- Hey Biden: Remember What You Once Said About Vietnamese Refugees… We Do!
- WATCH: Grandpa Biden Blasts The Recent Mass Shootings In ‘Houston And Michigan’
- Question: Who’d Win In A Fight Between Trump v. Biden?
- LMAO: Dems Say Joe Biden Is A ‘Weaker Candidate Than Hillary’ — He’s Still Leading The Pack
- WATCH: Biden Gets Jackhammered By Kamala Harris – Stick A Fork In Him
- LMAO: Biden Just Said ‘Margaret Thatcher’ Called Him
- LMAO: Biden’s Logo Mocked On Social Media… “Looks Like A Boob!”