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After ‘Suffering In Hell’ During His COVID Treatment Coma, Drummer Rejects Satanic Beliefs

Professes newfound belief ‘in a higher power’, makes life changes. Says, ‘I don’t think Satan’s as cool as I used to’.

Will Carroll, 47-year-old drummer for metal band ‘Death Angel’ had a dramatic life-changing experience.

After touring Europe in March, he tested positive for the Red China WuFlu when he returned home to San Francisco. His case was a bad one, requiring hospitalization.

On March 18, he was rushed to California Pacific Medical Center where he was hooked up to a ventilator and placed into an induced coma when doctors discovered liters of fluid in his lungs.

Carroll spent the next 12 days comatose, during which time ‘he saw himself leave his body and plummet down to hell, where Satan punished him for the deadly sin of sloth’.

He told The San Francisco Chronicle that the female devil ‘morphed him into a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack’.

The experience has prompted the musician to re-evaluate his life. He says he has adopted a belief in a ‘higher power’ and has now given up hard alcohol and ‘bong rips’.

‘I don’t think Satan’s quite as cool as I used to,’ the Death Angel drummer stated.

Carroll’s treating doctors told The San Francisco Chronicle that they ‘chemically paralyzed’ the drummer so his body could handle being on a ventilator.

The star’s ‘heart failed during the first few days because the medication needed to keep him on a ventilator was so taxing on his body.’–DailyMail

The treatment that brought him back for the brink, we might note, included “hydroxychloroquine and remdesivir and [they] flipped him onto his stomach for 18 hours a day in order to improve oxygen flow throughout his body.”

This isn’t to say he’ll be rushing out to preach the Gospel or anything (at least not just yet). His belief in God is still pretty unspecific and generalized. But he’s already made some significant changes to his life.

‘I woke up on the hospital bed with tubes coming in and out of me, and there was a nurse right there and my first words were, “Am I still in hell?” She ignored me,’ he told The San Francisco Chronicle.

In the six weeks since, Carroll has completely changed his life.

He says he will no longer smoke marijuana or indulge in hard alcohol – although he will continue to eat edibles and occasionally drink ciders.

‘I’m still going to listen to satanic metal, and I still love Deicide and bands like that,’ he stated.

‘[But] as far as for my personal life and my experience of what I went through, I don’t think Satan’s quite as cool as I used to.’

He says he now also believes in ‘a God’ following his near death experience, because ‘he feels the prayers from his family and friends helped him pull through.’-DailyMail

We’re glad to see this bro pulled through, and pray that he continues on his journey to know more about the ‘higher power’ he just had a brush with.

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Wes Walker

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