German Euthanasia Clinics Requires COVID Vaccination — No, This Isn’t Satire

Written by Wes Walker on December 1, 2021

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With headlines like this out there in the real world, coming up with material for the satire sites must be getting harder every day.

This story about a German killing clinic puts a surreal new spin on the phrase ‘lethal injection’.

Back when American medical centers were refusing life-saving organ transplants based on the vaccine status of one or more of the participants, there was a kind of logic to it. Are COVIDictators Denying You Your Lifesaving Organ Transplant? Come Get One In Texas!

Sure, the logic was perverse and twisted, but you could kind of imagine how people who had bought into the fear porn could arrive at that position.

But when the product you are offering is literally selling death, and your scruples somehow reject the unvaccinated? That’s a whole new level of cognitive dissonance.

Even authoritarian stories about locking down unvaccinated healthy people, or weird ones about brothels giving free sex sessions with the jab seem dull and pedestrian by comparison to what has been announced by Verein Sterbehilfe – the German Euthanasia Association.

Their following statement was published in the Spectator.

“Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness. Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.

So, let the record show, this is at least one instance in which statisticians can *objectively* say that the death rate for the vaccinated is infinitely higher than it is for the unvaccinated.

In a story this ridiculous, we’d normally get a dig in by pulling out a Seinfield reference and invoking the ‘no-soup-for-you’ guy.

But since we are talking about Germans whose actual job is to kill their own citizens, they may have beaten us to that punchline all on their own.

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