WATCH: Biden Says You Need F-15s To Take On The Gov’t AND Jan. 6 Was An ‘Insurrection’ — Which Is It, Joe?

Written by K. Walker on August 31, 2022

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President Joe Biden took his vitriol against the millions of people that supported his opponent on the road.

On Tuesday, Biden was in Pennsylvania ranting about Trump supporters again.

And, typical of Biden, it made no sense whatsoever.

Joe can’t seem to decide if the “MAGA Republicans” that he’s smeared as “semi-fascists” are a threat to democracy and are just waiting for an opportunity to storm D.C. and overthrow the government in an unarmed riot as they did on January 6, 2021, or they’re deluded rubes stupidly clinging the Second Amendment and that he can simply wipe them out with one order to the military.

Here he is saying that the “brave right wing Americans” who want to fight against the country, they’d “need an F-15… something a little more than a gun.”

Quite a thing for him to say on the anniversary of the botched withdrawal of Afghanistan where the United States military was humilated and left tail-between legs because after 20 years, they handed over the country to a regressive, rag-tag group of Islamists who long for the glory days of the 6th century.

All because Biden wanted the “war is over” photo-op on September 11, 2021.

By the way, Joe, the Taliban didn’t have F-15s or even night vision goggles and they were still able to retake control of the country. Of course, they were handed billions in some of the best military equipment in the world courtesy of Joe, so… there’s that.

But Joe wasn’t finished.

The Shambling Husk of Mediocrity is very upset that Republicans are a bit miffed about the very clearly politicized FBI after the recent raid on the former President at Mar-a-Lago.

The Great Uniter decided to divide the already divided country further by pouring gasoline on the fire and stoking division.

Biden called out the group of Republicans he called “semi-fascist” — you know, the ones that didn’t squish and bow and scrape to the Democrats like Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger — and said that they need to support law enforcement like… *checks notes*… the Democrats?

That would be the same Democrats that supported Black Lives Matter protests destroying the country for months before the 2020 election and didn’t say a peep about Antifa setting fire to the federal courthouse with people still inside.

It’s also the same Democrats that downplayed the threats on the lives of Supreme Court Justices but weaponized the DOJ and used the PATRIOT ACT against concerned parents who showed up at school board meetings complaining about leftwing indoctrination and heavy-handed, nonsensical COVID measures.

“Let me say this to my MAGA Republican friends in Congress: Don’t tell me you support law enforcement if you won’t condemn what happened on Jan. 6,” said Biden. “For God’s sake, whose side are you on?”

What a putz.

Biden just absolutely lied through his teeth about January 6th in that brief clip. He’s still saying that there were police officers that died during the 1/6 riot and that’s simply not true. But Clueless Joe gets angry anyway and starts to yell at the “MAGA Republicans” for betraying the rule of law or something.

Anyway, the big takeaway here is supposed to be that the Jan. 6 riot was an unprecedented threat to democracy that was worse than the assassinations of JFK and Abe Lincon, the Watergate Scandal, and the Civil War all rolled up into one.

But the question is — which is it?

Was January 6th an insurrection of unarmed MAGA memaws and the dude with the horn hat or are 2A activists deluded in thinking that they can defend themselves from the U.S. military if necessary?

To Clueless Joe, it’s both.

Like many progressives, he doesn’t seem to realize that these two positions are entirely contradictory.

But then, we shouldn’t really have very high expectations. This is Joe Biden, after all.

He’s prone to weird nonsensical ramblings. Remember his stories about when he was a lifeguard? How the little kids at the pool would rub the hair on his legs? And the near-fight with the “bad dude” Corn Pop?

During the rally on Tuesday, he had another one about his time as a lifeguard and it sounded kinda racist…

So… the place that had the “highest crime rate in the country” where he was “the only white guy working as a lifeguard” and had the “best basketball in the city”… does he realize what that seems to imply?!

But don’t get offended by his left-handed compliment with racist overtones, otherwise, he might say “you ain’t black.”

This guy is upset that a number of Trump supporters wonder how on God’s green Earth Joe Biden could convince 81 million people to vote for him to become the Leader of the Free World? Has he listened to himself?

Probably not. No one else does. And really, can you blame them?

Check out Doug’s latest book, The Art of Joe: The Political Brilliance of President Biden. If you have left-leaning family members, workmates, or classmates, to buy several copies and place them in common areas. Make sure you have your video camera ready for when they pick it up and thumb through it because they will be triggered which will make for a great viral video to share across social media. Also, buy a couple for the GOP NeverTrumpers that you know. Finally, both the book’s cover and the epilogue, Notable Quotable Joe are worth the price of admission. We’ve included before and after Biden on Afghanistan. Jen Psaki will no likey this book, but you will. BTW, the book is 95% bereft of any content. Just like Biden’s head.

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker