Adidas Launches ‘Pride 2023’ Line Featuring Dudes With Bulges Modeling Women’s Swimwear

Written by K. Walker on May 19, 2023

NOTE: This article may include commentary reflecting the author’s position.
Unfortunately, this is not satire.

The list of companies clamoring to defenestrate themselves in an attempt to pander to the ever-expanding Rainbow Crowd continues to grow.

We’ve seen it with beer companies Anheuser-Busch and Miller who are now paying the price because of the woke ads for their lite beer lines.

We’ve seen a bunch of women’s brands like Tampax, Ulta Beauty, and Oil of Olay partner with controversial transgender-identifying male TikTok influencer, Dylan Mulvaney, which is a complete insult to their customer base.

This week, it was Adidas’s turn.

Adidas this week launched its “Pride 2023” swimwear collection, advertising bathing suits on its web site under the “women’s” section with the help of a model that appeared to be male…
…The new line by South African designer Rich Mnisi, dubbed “Let Love Be Your Legacy” and released ahead of Pride Month in June, is “a celebration of self-expression, imagination and the unwavering belief that love unites,” according to Adidas’ site.
In a press release on Monday, Adidas said the line “is inspired by a love letter Mnisi wrote to his younger self,” serving as “a rallying cry for active allyship to empower and champion the LGBTQIA+ community.”
Source: New York Post

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a second there… did Adidas just say LGBTQIA+ community??? I’ve been reliably told by the Prime Minister of Canada that it’s 2SLBGTQIA+ because the indigenous concept of “two-spirit” — which has been retroactively progressive-ized in order to shove it under the Rainbow Umbrella — takes precedent over any other group. Somebody should contact the Human Rights Campaign since Adidas is clearly failing at their attempt to appease the Rainbow Mafia that wants to gay all of the things.

Now, far be it from me to fact-check the New York Post, but the report isn’t entirely correct. The ad campaign includes two men modeling the women’s one-piece bathing suit.

The still image is of a black man with cornrow braids and no tattoos, the other in the video is a black man with several tattoos and his hair is pulled into a ponytail on top of his head. He also sports chest hair.

The non-tattooed guy with the cornrows angles his narrow hips to show off the bulge between his legs.

They hired two models for the women’s swimsuit and they’re both men.

It must’ve been too difficult to find a woman willing to wear that ugly thing. It’s either that, or it doesn’t fit women properly unless it’s a 6’2″ woman with narrow hips, a 27-inch waist, a 34-inch chest with no breasts whatsoever, and a distinctive bulge between her legs — then the size 6 will fit like a glove!

How this helps women who have curves without any frontal bulge, I have no idea.

Apparently, other women are in the dark on this as well.

An interesting point was made by women’s civil rights attorney Nancy Hogshead on Twitter noting that the men that are chosen to model women’s clothing have low body-fat and feed into that recurring trend that women should be rail-thin and flat-as-a-board.

They must be using male models now since the whole “body positivity” movement has made using thin women as models unpalatable.

Riley Gaines, the swimmer-turned-activist that lost her title to transgender-identifying man Lia Thomas (formerly Will Thomas), has hit the nail on the head — it’s the intentional erasure of women to appease the fragile feelings of gender-confused men and fetishists who get off on dressing up as women.

In an appearance on Fox News, Gaines notes how the models deliberately pose themselves to show off the bulge.

Is it really too much to ask that women’s clothing be modeled by women in the Year of Our Lord Twenty-Twenty-Three?

With the Gender Radicals, apparently the answer to that is, “Yes.”

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Thaler, Shannon. “Adidas ‘Pride 2023’ women’s swimsuits appear to be modeled by a man.” May 17, 2023.

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker