HEY JASMINE: It Wasn’t The GOP That Rigged Your Primary… It Was Your OWN Party

With Primary Day in several states now done and dusted, all that’s left is the crying. The funniest result is Jasmine Crockett, who somehow fell short despite that lucrative Kamala Harris endorsement. (We’ll touch on some other primary outcomes deeper in the article.)

She was so convinced she would lead the resistance against Trump, when in reality she’ll be too busy filling out resumes. And now that we no longer have Team Biden handing out those Golden NGO handshakes, that just got a lot harder for failed Dem candidates.

Taking a page right out of Hillary Clinton’s manual of political poor sportsmanship, Crockett ducked out of the election night party before the results were finalized. Why? If she stuck around she’d be forced to give a concession speech (and forfeit any authority to look for loopholes that would reverse her primary loss) or stand there looking foolish when everyone can see that the Democrat Machine chewed her up and spat her out, just like they did Bernie Sanders in two consecutive Presidential races… and RFK Jr in what was supposed to have been the 2024 primaries.

In plain language, this self-described ‘fighter’ threw a tantrum when her own party kicked her to the curb. She was a useful attack dog in a safe seat, but was not useful to their purposes when the race required the persuasion of non-partisan voters, and not just a GOTV effort in a ‘safe’ blue seat.

🚨 BREAKING: Jasmine Crockett STORMS OUT of her own event after crying “they cheated!” following her brutal loss

She said REPUBLICANS rigged the election in areas with high black populations 😂😭

“I won’t be back tonight!”

“This is what Republicans do!”pic.twitter.com/LjFzcNHLaw

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 4, 2026

What she’s upset about is the change, impacting both parties’ primaries, in which votes were to be cast in specific precincts. She claims it’s ‘voter suppression’. The other side says it’s one more tool to protect voter integrity, one person one vote. Etc. Not surprisingly she’s invoking the race card. Laughably, it’s people in her own party that was playing the race card, and picking her opponent:

🚨 JUST IN: White liberal woman STARTS CRYING after announcing she refused to vote for Jasmine Crockett in the Texas US Senate primary

Omg 😂

“I love her…but I…voted for Talarico! We need someone who can win!” 😭pic.twitter.com/sQWAeBCTfM

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) February 24, 2026

If the election was rigged, she should take it up with Stephen Colbert, who got unequal air time, painted himself as being ‘attacked’ by ‘Trump’s FCC’, and banked millions of campaign dollars off the free publicity. Other Democrats played along, and poor Jazzy Crockett was left holding the bag.

Didn’t ya get the memo Jasmine? You’re yesterday’s news. Maybe you should have thought twice before ranting against Texans all those times. Your opponent James ‘OnlyFans‘ Talicario was practically grown in a lab to face off against the winner of the GOP run-off between Paxton and Cornyn who both finished in the low forties percent. (Wesley Hunt finished a distant third.)

What other races can we tell you about?

We had senate races in Texas, North Carolina and Arkansas.

In North Carolina, Michael Whatley won the GOP Senate primary. He’ll face off against Roy Cooper.

In Arkansas, we’ll see Tom Cotton defending his seat against Hallie Shoffner.

At the House level, the most newsworthy results would be Texas District 2, where Dan Crenshaw found himself bounced out of contention by Steve Toth by an 18 point margin. (The people have spoken.)

The other one to watch will be Brandon ‘The AK Guy’ Herrera whose strong result forced a runoff primary against GOP incumbent Tony Gonzales. Brandon finished ahead by not quite 100 votes.