News Clash
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THAT’S GONNA LEAVE A MARK: Best Video Fails of the Week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfxUfEw7EUk Epic Fail: When you try to do something that you think might work, but goes completely wrong. Enjoy these…
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CREEPING SHARIA: Christian Cop Loses Appeal, Must Attend Mosque
A panel of federal judges in Denver, in an opinion written by Judge Harris Hartz, found that it is perfectly…
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HEAVY METAL & BIG BEARS: Metallica’s James Hetfield to Narrate Kodiak Bear Hunt Doc
Pictured: Right, ClashDaily.com’s and author of the new book, RISE, KILL AND EAT: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to…
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ANTI-SEMITE SHARPTON: Al Sharpton Defends Racist Rant, ‘It Was Only One Jew’
Al Sharpton’s history of hate is so voluminous and well documented, where does one even begin? … On the night of…
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COVERING THEIR BACKSIDE: WH contacted YouTube About Anti-Muslim Video DURING Benghazi Attack
ABC’s Jonathan Karl is reporting that according to a State Department email, one of the first responses from the White House to…
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The Most Bad-Ass School Answering Machine: Negligent Parent, Don’t Blame Us For Your Stupid Kid
This is supposedly a real answering machine message at a school in Australia. Which number would you dial?
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Will Ferrell vs. Chad Smith: The Most Epic Drum-Off Ever
Jimmy officiates Will and Chad’s battle for the title of greatest drummer on the Tonight Show that ends in a…
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DEMON DWARF: “CALL 911″ Mom’s Shocking Note After Evil Dwarf Kidnaps Her & Baby
A registered sex offender and convicted criminal is back behind bars after his girlfriend – terrified for her safety and…
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GET READY TO GET GROSSED OUT: Watch Giant Worm Crawl Out Of Dead Spider
Presumably, the soul-biting panic will subside as soon as the spider is dead, but what if things actually got worse…
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FUNNY STUFF: Jay Leno Hammers Obama & Kerry While in Israel, Enjoy!
Jay Leno might be gone from late night, but he still had some material for an event in Israel ribbing…
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PETA’S PISSED: Photo of Spielberg Posing Next to a Triceratops He Just “Killed” Is Freaking PETA OUT!
PETA’s spokesperson has condemned the famous director, stating if someone doesn’t stop the hunting of the Triceratops they will quickly…
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SO GAY: Clay Aiken Tweets About Punching Ann Coulter, Urged Folks to Call Her a C**t
It should be interesting to see the coverage, or lack thereof, for Mr. Aiken having tweeted a while back, “Anyone else…
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AHAHAHA: NC Restaurant With “No Weapons” Sign Robbed at Gunpoint
North Carolina restaurant The Pit was robbed at gunpoint on Sunday. Normally, local crime stories like this wouldn’t merit a…
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BUSTED: Fox News Anchor Gregg Jarrett arrested at Minneapolis Airport
Fox News anchor Gregg Jarrett has been released after his arrest at a Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport bar for refusing to…
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TEACHER FLIPS OUT ON KIDS: ‘I have a f***ing job, half your mothers don’t!’
A middle school teacher in Atlanta, Georgia, has been caught on video delivering an expletive-laden rant to a classroom full…
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OOPS: Girls Singing/Taking Selfies While Driving Get Into Sick Car Crash
http://youtu.be/GPm6aq9W6oo In one of the most recent instances of insane stupidity and carelessness, two Iranian girls nearly died because they…
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DEAR CHIPOTLE: I Won’t Bring Guns Or Money Into Your Crap Burrito Store
Chipotle is asking customers not to bring firearms into its stores after it says gun rights advocates brought military-style assault…
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MOM KICKS SON’S @SS: ‘People work too hard for their stuff, somebody is going to shoot you’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8FJIp4YxrM Problems with the police were the least of one Houston teenager’s worries when his mother and grandmother arrived to…
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INAPPROPRIATE: Will Smith Being Investigated by CPS Over Pic of 13yr Old Daughter Lying In Bed With 20yr Old
Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith are under investigation by child protective services over a photo of their 13-year-old…
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DESECRATING SACRED GROUND: 9/11 Museum Hosted Exclusive Booze-fueled Party On The Grave of 1,115 Victims
Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is among a group of dozens of guests accused of ‘desecrating’ the graves of…
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HE LOVES THREESOMES: If True, Should NFL’s 1st Round Pick Odell Beckham Jr. Come Out of Threesome Closet?
A woman has come forward claiming to be the secret fiancee of New York Giants No. 1 draft pick Odell…
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THE RELIGION OF PEACE: Six Iranians Arrested For Dancing To ‘Happy’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg5qdIxVcz8 Six young men and women were arrested and detained in Tehran in Iran for making a video in which…
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YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE: In 1K Tries You’d Be Wrong, Guaranteed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9X5EjN1Vyc Damn.com – I can’t even begin to process what the hell is going on. Share and discuss!
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TERRY CREW TO BEN CARSON: ‘I Agree, Welfare Doesn’t Provide A Way Out Of Poverty!’
http://youtu.be/Z-V6VMIy5Hc?t=6m50s The conservative superstar and retired neurosurgeon was asked by actor Terry Crews on The View if he thought the…
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EVERYBODY GETS A TROPHY: School Cancels Honors Night, It’s Too “Exclusive”
EAST GREENWICH, R.I. —Citing concerns about the “exclusive nature” of the annual honors night at Archie R. Cole Middle School,…
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BREAKING: Dinesh D’Souza Pleads Guilty to Violating Campaign Finance Law
NEW YORK, NY – Author and conservative filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza plead guilty this morning to federal charges accusing him of…
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NIP SYNCING: Jimmy Fallon & Terry Crews And The Fine Art Of ‘Nip Syncing’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH26boHgfQw Jimmy Fallon and Terry Crews put their pecs to work while singing a shirtless duet of the Paul McCartney…
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OUT OF THE CLOSET: Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay The following and the video above are satire. Plagued for years by swirling rumors…
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SHOCKER: Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight
The following is satire: A college softball player from the University of Texas shocked the sports world today by coming…
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MOTHER OF JAILED MARINE IN MEXICO: ‘He’s Not A Criminal’, No Word From OBAMA
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Greta Van Susteren went to Mexico to speak to the mother of jailed U.S.…
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LOUD NOISES: Obama Gets ‘Mad As Hell’ After Every Scandal He Spawned Gets Exposed
Weasel Zippers – “Two things happen with every Obama scandal. 1) He claims to have found out about it through…
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I’D CRAP MY WETSUIT: River Monster Host Gets His Prayers Answered With A 20ft. Killer Anaconda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZyKy_EbgI River Monster’s intrepid host Jeremy Wade faced down his greatest fear when he came face-to-face with a deadly 200…
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THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOUR POND: EPA Targets Couple’s Private Pond In WY, Threatens Huge Fines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojENWL7OWtE By Kelly David Burke, FOX NEWS When Andy and Katie Johnson built a pond on their property in 2011…
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MORE HELL FROM MICHELLE: MO Wants Students to Monitor Their Family for ‘Racism’
There can be no aspect of your daily life that’s removed from politics. Now you will be monitored by your…
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PURE AWESOMENESS: Time-Lapse Video of Thunderstorm From Hell
http://youtu.be/VoO89cqDgJU A group of stormchasers captured some beautiful and terrifying footage of a supercell thunderstorm developing over Wyoming this weekend. As…
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ONLY IN OBAMALAND: On Armed Forces Day Obama Honors Gays & Trannies Instead of Armed Forces
Armed Forces Day was created under Harry Truman in 1949; it was meant to be a day to honor and…