Satire/humor
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SHOCK: Study Finds Increasing Number of Obese People Lacking Heads!
(From WIRES) (HARVARD, MA) — Ever notice how television and print articles on the nation’s obesity epidemic always show overweight people from…
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Obama Speech Lasts So Long that Attendee Dies, Completely Decomposes
The following is satire. Tuesday, August 6th, 2013 (MADISON, WI) —Long criticized for his lengthy retorts and grandiose speeches, President…
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‘Regular’ Muslims and the Muslim Brotherhood — Can Either Be Trusted?
President Obama has become intertwined with one of the oldest, prominent and influential Islamic political terrorist organizations in today’s modern…
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Crisis Creation! Courtesy of the Obama Justice Department …
Topics: Justice Department, Department of Justice, Obama Scandals, Race
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Just Another Presidential Alter Ego — Trayvon Martin?!?!
Topics: Trayvon Martin, Barack Obama, Frederick Douglas, George Washington Carver, Booker T. Washington, Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Can the US Capitol Out-Stink the Corpse Flower?
There have been floods, burning bushes, and now, right smack in the middle of modernity, God is confirming something most…
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Ricky, Don’t Use that Number — Thoughts on Bullet Size, Etc.
Hello, Ricky. I’m writing in response to your recent death threat. It was weird but I have to admit that…
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Obama on July 4th: Missing a Good Day of Golf for This?
The following column is satire. by Michael Madshack, DP Assistant Editor Friday, July 5th, 2013 (WASHINGTON) — A “hot mic”…
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Lying? Well I’m Just Doing My Job
Well, it looks like we’re about ready. The reporters have taken their seats, the photographers have set up their equipment,…
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NSA Whistle-blower Now Curiously Recanting His Claims of Mass Spying
{The following is satire.] (From WIRES) Tuesday, June 24th, 2013 Famous NSA leaker Edward Snowden suddenly recanting claims of massive…
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Obama Re-Names Drinks After Himself
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What if George Zimmerman Could Choose His Own Jury?
We all know the bare facts: George Zimmerman, part of his neighborhood watch, was driving through his gated community in…
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Primary Question for Obama Scandal Makers …
by Stephen Bowers Clash Daily Contributor Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana, attended Indiana University and went…
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Eight Things to Do if You Don’t Trust Obama
“If people can’t trust not only the executive branch but also don’t trust Congress, and don’t trust federal judges, to…
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Bombshell! NSA Hires Santa Claus as a Surveillance Consultant
by Patrick Kane Clash Daily Guest Contributor Tuesday afternoon, it was reported that the NSA has hired Santa Claus to…
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NSA & Verizon Scandal: President on Line One …
by Stephen Bowers Clash Daily Contributor Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana, attended Indiana University and went…
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I Want a Refund! Smith and Wesson Handgun Disappoints
by Patrick Kane Clash Daily Contributor (The following is satire.) Dear Smith and or Wesson, I recently purchased one of…
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When Drones Meant Something Else …
by Steve Bowers Clash Daily Contributor Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana, attended Indiana University and went…
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Area Student Arrested for Making a ‘Tornado in a Bottle’
by Patrick Kane Clash Daily Guest Contributor (Following is Satire.) Tuesday afternoon, a local elementary school student, Peter Collins, was…
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Obama Scandals: President Out of the Loop?
by Stephen Bowers Clash Daily Contributor More on Obama scandals … Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana,…