Do you like the current trends in worship? The whisper-filled, gentle, Jesus-is-my-boyfriend nonsense?
Do you want to sing the words ‘Heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss’?
[Those were the original lyrics. Although the update by the David Crowder Band, ‘Heaven meets earth like an unforeseen kiss‘ will also need to be updated in the post-Weinstein #MeToo era. Because that’s obviously harassment.]Do you really want to sing that?
#MeNeither
I can’t stand that and I’m a chick! Puh-leez all you worship leader bros — grow a pair!
There’s a place for acknowledging the internal change that is very moving, but what happened to all those awesome rousing anthems that talk about the greatness of God?
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Hello, have you wussified Hillsong-mimics even read the Psalms?
I mean ALL of the Psalms?
There is some awesome fodder for some badass worship.
6 O God, break the teeth in their mouths;
tear out the fangs of the young lions, O Lord!
7 Let them vanish like water that runs away;
when he aims his arrows, let them be blunted.
8 Let them be like the snail that dissolves into slime,
like the stillborn child who never sees the sun.
9 Sooner than your pots can feel the heat of thorns,
whether green or ablaze, may he sweep them away![c]10 The righteous will rejoice when he sees the vengeance;
he will bathe his feet in the blood of the wicked.
11 Mankind will say, “Surely there is a reward for the righteous;
surely there is a God who judges on earth.”
How about all of Psalm 18 where David asks to be turned into a ‘warrior and a wildman’ for God’s purposes?
Psalm 43 says that when we go to the altar of God we are to praise Him and the worship will uplift our souls:
4 Then I will go to the altar of God,
to God my exceeding joy,
and I will praise you with the lyre,
O God, my God.5 Why are you cast down, O my soul,
and why are you in turmoil within me?
Hope in God; for I shall again praise him,
my salvation and my God.
Did you catch that? Uplift. Our. Souls.
Not emasculate half of the congregation and yourselves in the process.
And just so you don’t think it’s just in the Old Testament, it’s in the New Testament, too.
Romans 16:20.
The God of peace will soon crush Satan under your feet. The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you.
Y’all need to stop making music in whatever key-range you’re using for max participation and start worshiping in the Triumphant and badass ‘Key of David’. Yes, kiddies, that one does have a double meaning.
Love Warriors & Wildmen? So. Do. I. [Yes, it’s still the ClashDaily chick writing.]
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