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WATCH: ‘I Sat NAKED Under A Robe’ – New Trump Accuser Is The FUNNIEST

Ummm… Is this for real?

If it isn’t, then this is the BEST trolling EVER.

One of the women accusing President Trump of sexual misconduct complained that he saw her backstage at a pageant while she ‘sat naked under a robe’.

If that’s how it works, then I’m naked under my clothes right now.

And so are you.

Samantha Holvey, a 2006 Miss USA contestant, has accused President Trump of seeing her ‘naked’ backstage.

One problem with her claim, her nudity was covered by a robe.

The comment thread on that Tweet is spectacular.

Here’s a quick sample:

Here are Holvey’s full comments:

She didn’t imagine being lined up and being looked at like she was a ‘piece of meat’.

Riddle me this, Ms. Holvey, what the hell did you think the Miss USA pageant was?

Lemme ask this in a format that you might understand.  (You can even put on eveningwear to answer if you’d like.)

What, in your words, do you think is the purpose and nature of the ‘swimsuit’ portion?

I also have a follow-up question:

Aren’t you covered up more by a robe than by the ‘swimsuit’ that you were also naked under?

I might add that you were naked under that swimsuit on national television…

So, really,  how can we take your claims of sexual harassment seriously if it is simply that Donald Trump might have ogled you while you were wearing more than what you wore during the swimsuit competition?

#TrumpDerangmentSyndrome

You know that the Media (D) will still trot out all of the women because all of them deserve to be believed — unless they accuse an ‘icon’ like John Conyers.

Here’s Nancy Pelosi advocating for due process:

Do you think Nancy and the Media (D) will say the same for President Trump and his accusers?

I’m thinking the answer is a big, fat ‘No’.

What Jim Acosta, Rachel Maddow and the Rest of The Media (D) STILL haven’t figured out yet is why we call them ‘Fake News’.

Let’s spell it out for them. In a shirt.

Because you know they won’t be able to figure it out on their own.

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There’s a ladies’ version

And a men’s version

The problem isn’t just the lies they tell…

It’s the truth they DON’T tell…

And the opinions laced right through them.

It’s propaganda:

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And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!

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