Can anything that a Kardashian or a Jenner does shock you anymore?
It’s pretty hard to shock anyone after Kim’s tape, her rollercoaster love life, her marriage to the bizarre Kanye, the reality show, the robbery in Paris, etc.
And then there’s the rest of the family.
Not to mention Bruce’s transformation to Caitlyn.
But those young Jenner girls had zero chance of not getting screwed up.
Case in point, 20-year old Kylie Jenner has named her daughter that she had with rapper, Travi$ (real name Travis Scott), has revealed the name of the baby to be Stormi Webster.
Sounds kinda like Weather Network warning.
Considering that in recent news, the latest allegation against President Trump was that he had an affair with a porn star named Stormy Daniels, you’d think the name ‘Stormi’ would be a little lower down on the list. Unless Kylie is just trying to map out her daughter’s future. Really, is the replacing of the ‘y’ with an ‘i’ in the name better or worse?
And what the heck is with ‘Webster’?
I think of a dictionary (ironic considering the spelling) or this flashback from the 80s:
Neither of those are what I think of when I think of Kylie Jenner’s kid.
But now I will. Especially if she grows up gets angry and throws dictionaries.
She also posted a ridiculously stupid pregnancy video. It’s like the trailer for a motion picture masterpiece that is getting Oscar buzz pre-release.
Let’s hope she doesn’t force her child to watch that mess.
She also posted a Tweet about keeping the pregnancy ‘secret’.
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) February 4, 2018
Well, looks like that kid will need therapy.
I suppose it could have been worse… she could have named the poor kid Jenna Hephzibah Jenner or Yacht LipKit Scott.
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They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!
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