WATCH: Starbucks P*ssy Calls Cops Because Bro Uses Trump’s Name Ordering Coffee

It’s called ‘Trolling’ . Look it up.

In a spectacular effort to make ponies and playdough in the colleges seem rational this Starbucks employee went full retard.

Want to see what ‘triggered’ looks like?

Have you seen what infantilized, fragile creatures are being churned out of the Public indoctration camps Education System?

For those of you who’ve never been interested in spending a mortgage payment on a coffee, here’s how it works.

You order your sooper-special customized drink with some kind of half-caf moca soy latte something or other. And then… they ask your name. They write that name on your cup, and when the order is ready, they call out your name.

It’s become kind of a game, really. What ridiculous name can you put on the cup for the barista to call out?

It’s a thing. Ask Google.


The Starbucks crowd has…


… no chill at all.

Watch how they react to someone giving the fake name… “Trump”.

Their policy explicitly says the customer can have whatever drink they want, and whatever name they want. This customer expected them to abide by that policy. But ‘Ryan’ refused to do it.

Humorless jackass.

The customer chose to identify as Trump. Had he identified as a Mongolian Hermaphrodite, they would gladly accommodate him in his preferences. But invoke the Name that must not be named…


… no, the OTHER one, and everyone freaks out. They called the cops. Not even kidding.

(h/t Paul Joseph Watson)

What pussies. Here. Buy a box of these, and share them out at your staff meetings. You could use them.’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal Pussification in his NEW book …

PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.

* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

Chapters include:

– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified

– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)

– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t

– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague

– Real Women Hate Pussies

– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy

– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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