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¡Increíble! Nancy Pelosi Celebrates Illegal Incursions
Would it be bad manners to ask someone, anyone, to please loosen the skin ponytail Nancy Pelosi has hidden under…
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Hardy-Har-Har. Funny Man Barack Obama Brings Down the House
Taking to the podium at the White House Correspondents Dinner the president proved once again that he’s a laugh a…
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Opinion
Livin’ Large, On Our Dime: Obama’s $40 Million Travel Tab
While the American people continue to struggle to survive in any way they can, the Obamas live like leeches on…
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Abortion
Easter Service? Worshiping Obama-Style
This Easter “Sister Michelle” and “Brother Barack” donned their white-and-tan Sunday-go-to-meeting duds and decided to do God a favor and…
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Abortion
Everyone! Look! Pro-Abortion Pelosi Washes the Feet of Immigrant Children
It’s already well established that those on the left are notorious for making up the rules as they go along,…
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Education
Yum-Yum: Michelle O’s ‘Safe Snacking’ for Schoolchildren
The federal government, whose money has been known to finance what they call ‘healthy initiatives’ such as Planned Parenthood, on-campus…
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Our Future President? ‘Acts of Love’ and Other Illegal Activities
Bank robbers, kidnappers, and rapists rejoice! There’s a new definition for criminal behavior, and it’s called an “act of love”. …
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Clash Daily Recap: Michelle Obama’s ‘Excellent Chinese Adventure’
The first lady, Grandma Marian, a 70-person entourage, and two hormonal teenagers who’d rather have spent their spring break anywhere…
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Business
Cuba, Anyone? A Bright Future for American Doctors
If ever there was a warning of what horrors lie ahead for our healthcare system, Cuba’s decision to give raises…
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Human Interest
Just Wondering: Did America Let Barack Obama Suck Her Toes?
A lot of people believed Barack Obama when he predicted that his presidency would slow the rise of the oceans…
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Barack Obama, ‘Bitter Clinger’? Did Pootie-Poot Putin Imply as Much?
Mutual animosity and one-upmanship between egomaniacs Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin is what has put a fire under the spat…
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Culture & Art
Zoinks! Lena Dunham’s Liberal Lunacy
Most people don’t care what Golden-Globe-winning 27-year-old Lena Dunham, the creator of HBO’s hit show Girls, says or does. However,…
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Abortion
Eye-Crossing: Liberal Logic and Helping the Oppressed
At a militant Revolutionary Communist Party (RCP) demonstration held in New York City recently, scowling women in combat boots who…
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Economy
Obama the Cheesehead Disses Art History
In the tradition of mocking the Special Olympics, making an enemy of the Catholic Church, and insulting elderly white women,…
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The President’s Water-Guzzling Golf and Other Grifter Activities
After discussing the urgency of drought conditions in California, in a move that could be likened to hosting a televised…
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Senile: Pelosi’s ♥ Valentine’s Day Message
Someone really should suggest to Grandma Pelosi that it’s time to pack up the Tahitian pearls and turn her attention…
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Economy
‘French Aesthetics’ and Other State Dinner Happenings
The State Dinner in honor of newly unattached President François Hollande is over, and a magnifique time was had by…
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Business
Michelle Obama’s Not-Quite-Right Fundraising Story
Hopping aboard a taxpayer-funded airplane, Mrs. Obama recently scooted out to California to work the fundraising circuit. Michelle dropped in…
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Church
Creepy: The Grammy Award Gay Marriage Cantata
Every churchgoing person who raised kids in the 1980’s and 1990’s remembers attending church programs where believers with the goal…
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Culture & Art
Income Inequality, Much? Michelle O’s ‘Income Unequal’ 50th B-day Party
Barack Obama is gearing up to pummel America into submission with the issue of income inequality. Meanwhile, daughters Sasha and…
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Business
Christmas Lights, Too? Is Obama’s Higher Electricity Prices Promise Coming True?
From the day Barack Obama was elected, a sense of foreboding has hung over the lives of sensible Americans that…
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Business
Heads up! Obamacare ‘Clarification’ Keeps on Coming
Dollars to donuts, Florida + library = senior citizens, which is why being prematurely gray makes Sebelius so approachable for…
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Human Interest
MICHELLE OBAMA: The Funeral Frowning Wench
Michelle Obama is the scowling funeral attendee and Barack, whether he laughs or cries, just can’t please the woman. For…
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Immigration
White House Connections? Obama’s Illegal Uncle Omar Gets to Stay
A trait that seems to be intrinsic to the Obama family blood line is flouting the US Constitution and defying…
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Business
In Case You Didn’t Realize It: Barack Obama, the Non-Ideological Ideologue
Taking the weekend off from the Obamacare disaster, Barack Obama jetted westward aboard Air Force One to beg for money…
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