Judge Orders Starbucks To Alert Customers Of Cancer In Coffee

We LOVE to give Starbucks a hard time here at Clash, but this is ridiculous.

Frankly, there are bigger (and nastier!) health issues at play in Starbucks that would make us think twice about going there. We didn’t need any freaking ‘judge’s ruling’.

But for some dumb reason, we love to get judges involved in every little area of our lives. And so they have.

The same people who will probably cheer the male birth control pill (not even kidding) was upset about a chemical used in the roasting process.

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So they got the courts involved.

(Of course they did.)

A judge ruled that Starbucks and other coffee sellers in California must provide a cancer warning on their products for customers.
[…] Attorneys for about 90 companies said the chemical is present in the process, but that it’s at harmless levels and is outweighed by the benefits of drinking a cup of coffee.

The ruling came despite eased concerns in recent years about the possible dangers of coffee, with some studies finding health benefits. In 2016, the International Agency for Research on Cancer – the cancer agency of the World Health Organization – moved coffee off its “possible carcinogen” list.
Source: ABC

Not only was it moved OFF the carcinogen list… it is hailed in numerous studies for various ANTI-Cancer health benefits. Ten specific cancers are named on this list alone.

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