Doug’s Columns
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RACHEL DOLEZAL: Is A Dude Playing a Dude Disguised As Another Dude
If you’re a conservative comedian then OMG … did Jesus hand you some comedic gold this past week in the…
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JOSH DUGGAR: Hideous Hypocrite Or Broken Dude Trying To Do What’s Right?
I’ve never watched The Duggars’ “Reality Show”. The initial and subsequent promos for it never really flicked my switch. There…
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IF I WAS A BLACK MAN: I Wouldn’t Fear White Devils… I’d Fear Blacks
If I was a black dude I wouldn’t be sweating getting offed by some pasty skinned white devil who listens…
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THE GIRL WHO DESTROYED ACORN: Says She Has Scandalous Videos Of TX LAWMAKERS
Summer is usually a relaxing time for family vacations, a little rest and relaxation, a time to recharge one’s “batteries”,…
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WWJD: Whom Would Jesus Draw Cartoons Of? (Hint: Mohammad)
I have a penchant for satire. It’s got to be because I grew up on high doses of MAD Magazine.…
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Dear Bill O’Reilly & Juan Williams: How Much Of Islam’s Butt Should We Kiss?
According to Bill O’Reilly and Juan Williams we shouldn’t have drawing contests that mock Mohammed because that’ll “unnecessarily” get Muslims…
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I Just Became A Granddad: This Crap Just Got Real!
Last Thursday my wife and I welcomed our first grandbaby into the world. My oldest daughter Hannah (who leveled ACORN)…
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Ricky Gervais Calls Hunters, ‘Murdering Scum’, Animal Expert Calls Them, ‘Conservationists’
Ricky Gervais is at it again. Calling hunters ‘murdering scum’. Check it out. Isn’t he cute? Too funny, eh? I…
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DEAR RICKY GERVAIS: I Hunted A Giraffe, Here’s Why And What Happened Afterwards
Comedian Ricky Gervais burned up social media yesterday by putting out a pic of huntress Rebecca Francis smiling and lying…
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#HillarySoOld: Here’s The Master Joke List, But Feel Free To Add Your Own
#HillarySoOld I told her to act her own age, and she died. SEE ALSO: #HillarySoOld: Hilarious, Yo Mama-Style Jokes About Hillary…
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Dear Christians & Conservatives: Here’s One Reason Why We Lose
I’ve been reading Steven Pressfield’s musings on warriors and warfare and this quote struck me like Ike Turner punching Tina…
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I’m So Sick Of Hearing About Gay Cakes.
Dear God… I am sick of hearing about gay cakes. First off, I’d like to say that pretty much all…
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AMERICA IS SCREWED: Unless ‘We The People’ Get Baptized In Our Founders’ Rebel Spirit
For those who didn’t know this, our nation was founded by brilliant, freedom-loving bad-asses. It’s hard to imagine that nowadays…
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DOWNLOAD: God’s Warriors & Wildmen – Why Men Hate Church And What To Do About It
Running time about 40 minutes, purchase for $5.00: So why do most men avoid church? Here’s the veneer-stripped-away answer: going…
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WE THE PEOPLE: Need A Stonkin’ Mega Dose Our Founders’ Rebel Spirit
If we don’t some how tap into Franklin and Jefferson’s rebellious, freedom-loving, spirit then our country is officially screwed. …
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HILLARY’S EMAIL PRESSER BODY LANGUAGE: I’ve Seen Crystal Meth Tweakers Exhibit Fewer Tics
Did you see the Hilldebeest during last week’s UN presser try to pawn off on us po’ rubes that she…
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BAD HUNTER: Watch ‘PIGMAN’ Shoot A Hog Several Times In The Direction Of His Camera Man
Watch ‘Pigman’ violate gun/hunter safety rules by firing several unnecessary shots at the pig while he’s facing his camera man.…
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Why Do Gays, Feminists, Actors, Comedians And Whiny Atheists Give Islam A Pass?
For the life of me, I can’t figure out why sassy gays, frothy feminists, liberals in Hollywood, late night comedians…
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DEAR OBAMA: Christianity Is To Terrorism What Rosie O’Donnell Is To Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition
Man, don’t you love how Obama and his soft-brain disciples have made Christians out to be fish-stickered, bug-eyed equals to…
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KANYE WEST: Wants This Photo Removed From The Internet, So Share It Around
For this Valentines Day, you can tell your special someone that you love them more than Kanye loves Kanye –…
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INTERFACING WITH EVIL: A Lesson from The Murder Of the American Sniper, Chris Kyle
As most of you know, the trial for Eddie Routh, the confessed killer of Chris Kyle and his Navy SEAL…
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Chris Kyle’s Killer Was Sporting Islamic Facial Hair When He Killed Kyle
Jury selection for the trial for Eddie Routh, the man who killed American Sniper Chris Kyle and fellow Navy SEAL…
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IF AMERICAN SNIPER WAS ABOUT A TURNCOAT TRANS-SEXUAL: Then Hollywood Would Love It
Two well known lovelies in Hollywood went in full, Anti-American-Doofus-Mode, this past week over American Sniper; a movie that celebrates our military,…
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HEY, ANTI-GUN LEFTISTS: Suck On These Politically Incorrect Gun Rules
Gun lovers. Herewith are thirteen things to remember when carrying your weapon. BTW- this list is not original. I’ve Googled…
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WHY THE CHURCH IS GETTING IT’S BUTT KICKED: Look At The Crap Christians Read
Here is a list of the top 25 best-selling ‘Christian’ books of 2014, the list was compiled & distributed by…
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THE WUSSIFICATION OF THE CHURCH: Will Church Groups Who Watched Avatar Do The Same For American Sniper?
I remember when moronic and giddy church groups loaded up buses and pushed their sheeple to go see Avatar when…
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If Jesus Were Still Schlepping This Pebble He’d Probably Mock Islam
I have a penchant for satire. It’s got to be because I grew up on high doses of MAD Magazine. I simply love…
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Here’s A New Year Biblical Message For Those Deemed ‘Least Likely To Succeed’
How many of you are familiar with David and Goliath? Is that the place where you can get food and…
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DOUG GILES’ RESOLVE FOR 2015: Get More Aggressive Making Fun of Progressives
I hate New Year’s resolutions. The reason? Well, it’s not so much the well-meaning, lofty—yet ofttimes delusional—resolutions many of us…
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SONG: Come And Listen To A Story About A Man Named Jeb
Here’s a song I penned after watching Karl Rove cheerlead for Jeb like a giggly schoolgirl on Fox News the…
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MY KIND OF MOVIE: In This Movie the Good Girl Lives and the Thug Dies
Here’s my video ‘Thank You’ for those who have given to my daughter Regis’ upcoming film, Girls Just Wanna Have…
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WWJT: Who Would Jesus Torture?
A Christian radio show host asked me the other day how I could, as a believer, be cool with waterboarding…
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DOUG GILES: All I Want Is Peace On Earth, Goodwill Towards Man And A Machine Gun
I can’t imagine living in Ferguson or any of the other hot spots where the massive protests/riots are going down.…
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‘IF YOU KNOW GUN ENTHUSIASTS, TURN THEM IN’: Austin Police Chief Says Cops Need To ‘Vet’ Gun Owners
*update* It seems with every passing day we seem to have a little more light shed on the abuses and…
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JESUS & RIOTERS: I Dare Black Ministers To Read This To Their Church
Last week, as I was watched the Ferguson fiasco go down, I kept bouncing back and forth between CNN and MSLSD to see how…
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DEAR #FERGUSON THUGS: Before You Continue To Riot & Loot Here Are 8 Things To Think About
Prior to rioting, looting and pillaging and taking off a week to trash the place in which you live and…
