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IRS Makeover?
by Stephen Bowers Clash Daily Guest Contributor Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana, attended Indiana University and went into the construction business. While working on a construction project at a law school [...]
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Study: Socialism Works 98% of the Time It Is Imagined
The following is satire. (From WIRES) (HONOLULU, HI) —After years of thorough research, a new study on the social and economic system of Socialism is sending shockwaves throughout the political science community and again stoking [...]
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President’s University Commencement Speech …
by Stephen Bowers Clash Daily Guest Contributor Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana, attended Indiana University and went into the construction business. While working on a construction project at a law school [...]
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Debate Over Gay Marriage Rages As Nuclear Missiles Fly Towards the U.S.
The following is satire. (From WIRES) (ENTIRE UNITED STATES) —With just minutes remaining to seek adequate shelter before being obliterated by an incoming nuclear holocaust, the American people are choosing rather to remain above ground, [...]
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Why Can’t I Get a Job? Because Capitalism Sucks and America, Too!
The following is satire. by Trevor Abrahams, Ellicott City, MD Dear America, I’m going on welfare. I’ve been looking for a job now for over two years, and I have had it. I’m sayin’ screw it! Ya [...]
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Same Colorado Lawmaker Suggests Women Eat Chipotle to Prevent Rape
The following is satire. by D’Leereeus Johnson, DP staff, (DENVER) —A Colorado lawmaker who apologized last month for suggesting women should use a whistle instead of a gun to ward off rapists is in hot [...]
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Pelosi on Sequester: ‘Millions of Americans have already died and don’t even know it!’’
The following is satire. by Michael Madshack, DP Assistant Editor, Tuesday, March 12, 2013, (WASHINGTON) —As the nation plunged further into the financial abyss commonly known as sequestration Tuesday, House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi added [...]
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Satire: Physician Heal Thyself Alert – Economist P.Krugman Declares Personal Bankruptcy
SATIRE – Economist and columnist Paul Krugman declared personal bankruptcy today following a failed attempt to spend his way out of debt. In a Chapter 13 filing to the United States Bankruptcy Court in the Southern District of New [...]
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‘‘Testosteroni’’ — Chaz Bono Unveils Own Brand of Pasta Sauce
The following is satire. Thursday, February 21st, 2013, (LOS ANGELES) — Need more bass in your voice? Looking to put some extra hair on your chest or pep in your step? Well then, a curious [...]
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They Kept Blinking Their Eyes …
The following is satire. Most guys have been sent to the market to purchase a certain item and they just do what is asked of them. Cheryl, my fiancée asked me to go get some whole [...]
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TRAGEDY: Groundhog Day’s “Punxsutawney Phil” Sees Four More Years of Obama, Shoots Himself!
The following is satire (PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA) —Less than a week after declaring he did not see his shadow but did see four more years of an Obama in office, Punxsutawney Phil, the famed weather-forecasting groundhog of [...]
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Fleeing Californians Ponder Which State to Ruin Next
The following piece is satire. Tuesday, January 29th, 2013, (Santa Monica, CA) — It has been 34 years of marriage, three children, two grandchildren, two homes and three jobs, and Mary and Joseph Peterson have had enough. The [...]
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Obama: Unicorns are coming!
Note: The following is satire. World News Bizarre – Jan. 28, 2013 By S.C. Sherman – Staff Writer WASHINGTON, D.C. – Racing to undo the wrongs of the past, President Barack Obama signed the Unicorn [...]
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La Pierre’s Bold Move: NRISLAM
Note: The following piece is satire. by D’Leereeus Johnson, DP staff Tuesday, January 29th, 2013 (FAIRFAX, VA) — “How do ya’ like me now?!” the National Rifle Association effectively said. Last Wednesday. Reacting to the Obama administration’s executive orders [...]
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“Wake Up, Kiddies – Santa’s a Fascist, Midget-Exploiter!”
The following is Satire Weeks ago Duh Progressive ran an article about First Lady Michelle Obama accusing Santa Claus of being one of the main reasons for why so many Americans have diabetes and heart disease today. The article, “Santabetes: Michelle [...]
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End of World Could Tarnish Barack Obama’s Legacy
The Following is Satire: Obama: “Having the World End Would Put Such a Damper On My Presidency” My Fellow Americans, As most of you know there is a particular date approaching that is causing many [...]
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Michelle Obama: Santa Claus “Deadly Menace” to Children, Promotes Diabetes, Heart Disease?
The Following is Satire: by Ibrahim al-Lincoln, official Muslim Civil War re-enactor, Thursday, December 6, 2012, (WASHINGTON) —Old Saint Nick better think twice about downing the cookies and milk this Christmas. If not, the Obama [...]
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DGOA Speaks: Officially Out of Reasons to Be Thankful?
(The following is satire) Tuesday, November 20th, 2012, (KANSAS CITY, MO) —“We’ll give thanks this year that. .. that … we’re giving, uh … thanks?” mutters a glum Javier Mendez, as he scours the grocery [...]
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‘‘If We Had Only Posted More Pictures of Obama With a Hitler Mustache!’’
The following is satire. Tuesday, November 13th, 2012, (CLEVELAND, OH) —A week after the fact and 50-year-old Dale Jankovic still has trouble accepting the fact: President Obama won re-election. But for the bearded 340-pound “professional [...]
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USA Found Dead — Apparent Suicide
(The following is satire.) (From WIRES) Wednesday, November 7th, 2012, (JONESBAMATOWN, GUYANA) —The world was horrified last Wednesday to learn of the discovery of the entire United States of America, roughly 314 million people, dead in a [...]
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