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2012 Election
Obama Declares Criticism of His Record as President ‘‘Below the Belt’’
(Note: This piece is satire) by Denise Half-Black-Half-White-Non-Biased-Female, DP staff, Thursday, October 4th, 2012, (MADISON, WI) —Standing up today to…
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Entertainment
Stevie Wonder Border Guard
Note: The following piece is satire. by D’Leereeus Johnson, DP staff, Wednesday, September 25th, 2012, (WASHINGTON) —In a move GOP…
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International
Dear Muslim Rioters, Please Keep Rioting! A (Rare) Serious Nick Taxia Commentary
Dear Muslim Rioters, Please keep rioting! Yes, I said it. You heard me correctly … Please keep storming American embassies…
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2012 Election
God To Democrats: ‘‘That’s okay, you’re not on my ‘platform,’ either’’
by Michael Madshack, DP Assistant Editor, Saturday, September 8th, 2012,(HEAVEN, UNIVERSE) — Apparently the feeling is mutual between the Democrat party…
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Crime
Actor Kevin Bacon Changing Last Name To Appease Muslims (satire)
(Note: the following piece is satire) by Ibrahim al-Lincoln, official DP Muslim Civil War Re-enactor August 28th, 2012, (NEW YORK)…
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2012 Election
“President Obama, Dude, Like, Why Am I Still In Charge of the French Fries?”
Saturday, August 25, 2012, 1:30 PM Faux commentary by a “disgruntled” former Obama supporter NOTE: the poor spelling and grammar…
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Crime
Holder: Some Ethnicities “Biologically Incapable” of Obtaining Voter ID
(From the ‘I Wouldn’t Doubt It’ file…This article is a piece of satire, meant to illustrate the DOJ’s absurd attempts…
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2012 Election
Report: Mitt Romney Fed 20-Month-Old Baby to Crocodiles!
(attention: the following is satire) Wednesday, August 17th, 2012, (KANSAS CITY, KS) —Mitt Romney’s campaign endured another unexpected attack this…
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2012 Election
Romney COULD Have Been a Winner With “Ultimate” Diverse Candidate
I’m sorry, America. I’m sorry, financial future of the United States; sorry, generations of future Americans. Sorry, Republican Party. And…
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Culture & Art
“Calling the ‘copth’!” — Welcome To Metrosexual World!
The other night my girlfriend’s and my cab stopped at a crosswalk for two 20-something men. Up next to us…
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2012 Election
Guns Didn’t Kill Those People in Colorado — Projectiles Did
(Satirical Commentary)) By Michelle Obama So America, the moment you all have been waiting for is here. It is time…
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satire
Try It If You Dare, But No One Can Out-Concern Me!
The President takes on Mitt Romney and other critics by challenging them to try to out-concern "The Concernanator."
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