satire
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Here’s a History Lesson About Muslims in America, But It’s Rewritten By the LEFT
You've probably never heard this version before.
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EXCLUSIVE: Obama’s Letter to Iranian Ayatollah
by Andrew Allen Clash Daily Guest Contributor Dear Ayatollah, “Dear Ayatollah…what’s up, bro. It’s me. Barack. You know, Barack Obama,…
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Boo-hoo! Jumping on the ‘Deeply Offended’ Bandwagon …
It seems that a parade goer was deeply offended and afraid of the outhouse float of the Obama presidential library…
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Obama Warns Iraqi Islamists: ‘‘Stop…or I’ll Say ‘Stop’ Again!’’
The following is Satire. by Joel Leggnut, DP staff (NEW YORK)—Hell hath no fury like a Barack Obama scorned! And…
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Ouch! One Week Later: Lessons from Virginia’s Elections, Pt. 1
One week removed from Virginia’s latest political contests the lessons are piling up like shady pay-offs into a Terry McAuliffe…
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ObamaHut — A Future History of Housing in America (Part 1)
by Mark Meed Clash Daily Guest Contributor As the pace of fundamental transformation accelerates with every “let me be clear”…
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Visibly Distressed Obama Asks Daughters for Help Fixing HealthCare.Gov
Washington D.C.– After spending over five hundred million dollars on the failed and broken HealthCare.Gov, a visibly distressed President Obama…
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In Memoriam: The Republican Party is Dead
The Republican Party is dead; it died a painful, slow inevitable death. We saw it coming; the divisions inside the…
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Ten Most Commonly Damaged Things in the Boulder Flood
10. Reusable Grocery Bag 9. Obama Biden 2008 Sticker 8. Cliché Dorm Posters 7. Red Solo Cup 6. Something Organic
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Anthony Weiner’s Penis Announces 2016 Presidential Run
NEW YORK–In a surprise press conference last week, Anthony Weiner’s Penis announced that it intends to throw its hat into…
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President Obama to Enter Rehab for “Vacation Addiction”
The Following is Satire. Tuesday, August 20th, 2013, (WASHINGTON) — President Obama has received much criticism from both the Right…
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SHOCK: Study Finds Increasing Number of Obese People Lacking Heads!
(From WIRES) (HARVARD, MA) — Ever notice how television and print articles on the nation’s obesity epidemic always show overweight people from…
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Obama Speech Lasts So Long that Attendee Dies, Completely Decomposes
The following is satire. Tuesday, August 6th, 2013 (MADISON, WI) —Long criticized for his lengthy retorts and grandiose speeches, President…
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Obama on July 4th: Missing a Good Day of Golf for This?
The following column is satire. by Michael Madshack, DP Assistant Editor Friday, July 5th, 2013 (WASHINGTON) — A “hot mic”…
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NSA Whistle-blower Now Curiously Recanting His Claims of Mass Spying
{The following is satire.] (From WIRES) Tuesday, June 24th, 2013 Famous NSA leaker Edward Snowden suddenly recanting claims of massive…
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‘Don’t Be Silly, My Drag Queen Son Can Return to Iran Any Time He Likes!’
The following is satire Dear Sirs, On behalf of the entire Najjar family, I demand, dear sirs, that you suspend…
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Obama Bursts Into Tears at Sight of Golf Course Destroyed by Tornado
(The following is satire.) (From WIRES) May 26, 2013, (MOORE, OK) —President Obama remained awe-struck as he toured what remained of…
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WH’s Jay Carney: “Knew About IRS Before We Did Not Know About It.”
(The Following is Satire) (WASHINGTON) — After numerous scandals that have rocked the Obama administration recently, one of the biggest…
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IRS Makeover?
by Stephen Bowers Clash Daily Guest Contributor Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana, attended Indiana University and…
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Study: Socialism Works 98% of the Time It Is Imagined
The following is satire. (From WIRES) (HONOLULU, HI) —After years of thorough research, a new study on the social and…
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President’s University Commencement Speech …
by Stephen Bowers Clash Daily Guest Contributor Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana, attended Indiana University and…
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Debate Over Gay Marriage Rages As Nuclear Missiles Fly Towards the U.S.
The following is satire. (From WIRES) (ENTIRE UNITED STATES) —With just minutes remaining to seek adequate shelter before being obliterated…
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Why Can’t I Get a Job? Because Capitalism Sucks and America, Too!
The following is satire. by Trevor Abrahams, Ellicott City, MD Dear America, I’m going on welfare. I’ve been looking for…
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Same Colorado Lawmaker Suggests Women Eat Chipotle to Prevent Rape
The following is satire. by D’Leereeus Johnson, DP staff, (DENVER) —A Colorado lawmaker who apologized last month for suggesting women…
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Pelosi on Sequester: ‘Millions of Americans have already died and don’t even know it!’’
The following is satire. by Michael Madshack, DP Assistant Editor, Tuesday, March 12, 2013, (WASHINGTON) —As the nation plunged further…
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Satire: Physician Heal Thyself Alert – Economist P.Krugman Declares Personal Bankruptcy
SATIRE – Economist and columnist Paul Krugman declared personal bankruptcy today following a failed attempt to spend his way out of debt.…
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‘‘Testosteroni’’ — Chaz Bono Unveils Own Brand of Pasta Sauce
The following is satire. Thursday, February 21st, 2013, (LOS ANGELES) — Need more bass in your voice? Looking to put…
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They Kept Blinking Their Eyes …
The following is satire. Most guys have been sent to the market to purchase a certain item and they just…
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TRAGEDY: Groundhog Day’s “Punxsutawney Phil” Sees Four More Years of Obama, Shoots Himself!
The following is satire (PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA) —Less than a week after declaring he did not see his shadow but did see…
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Fleeing Californians Ponder Which State to Ruin Next
The following piece is satire. Tuesday, January 29th, 2013, (Santa Monica, CA) — It has been 34 years of marriage, three…
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Obama: Unicorns are coming!
Note: The following is satire. World News Bizarre – Jan. 28, 2013 By S.C. Sherman – Staff Writer WASHINGTON, D.C.…
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La Pierre’s Bold Move: NRISLAM
Note: The following piece is satire. by D’Leereeus Johnson, DP staff Tuesday, January 29th, 2013 (FAIRFAX, VA) — “How do ya’ like…
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“Wake Up, Kiddies – Santa’s a Fascist, Midget-Exploiter!”
The following is Satire Weeks ago Duh Progressive ran an article about First Lady Michelle Obama accusing Santa Claus of being one…
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End of World Could Tarnish Barack Obama’s Legacy
The Following is Satire: Obama: “Having the World End Would Put Such a Damper On My Presidency” My Fellow Americans,…
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Michelle Obama: Santa Claus “Deadly Menace” to Children, Promotes Diabetes, Heart Disease?
The Following is Satire: by Ibrahim al-Lincoln, official Muslim Civil War re-enactor, Thursday, December 6, 2012, (WASHINGTON) —Old Saint Nick…
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DGOA Speaks: Officially Out of Reasons to Be Thankful?
(The following is satire) Tuesday, November 20th, 2012, (KANSAS CITY, MO) —“We’ll give thanks this year that. .. that ……