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Education
SHOCK: Study Finds Increasing Number of Obese People Lacking Heads!
(From WIRES) (HARVARD, MA) — Ever notice how television and print articles on the nation’s obesity epidemic always show overweight people from…
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Email Videos
Obama Speech Lasts So Long that Attendee Dies, Completely Decomposes
The following is satire. Tuesday, August 6th, 2013 (MADISON, WI) —Long criticized for his lengthy retorts and grandiose speeches, President…
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Opinion
Obama on July 4th: Missing a Good Day of Golf for This?
The following column is satire. by Michael Madshack, DP Assistant Editor Friday, July 5th, 2013 (WASHINGTON) — A “hot mic”…
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Constitution
NSA Whistle-blower Now Curiously Recanting His Claims of Mass Spying
{The following is satire.] (From WIRES) Tuesday, June 24th, 2013 Famous NSA leaker Edward Snowden suddenly recanting claims of massive…
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Email Videos
HAIL SECESSION! – ‘North Colorado’ Is On To Something …God-Willing!
It’s finally happened. Residents of several northern Colorado counties are petitioning for their counties to secede from their state and…
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Homosexuality
‘Don’t Be Silly, My Drag Queen Son Can Return to Iran Any Time He Likes!’
The following is satire Dear Sirs, On behalf of the entire Najjar family, I demand, dear sirs, that you suspend…
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Email Videos
Obama Bursts Into Tears at Sight of Golf Course Destroyed by Tornado
(The following is satire.) (From WIRES) May 26, 2013, (MOORE, OK) —President Obama remained awe-struck as he toured what remained of…
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Email Videos
WH’s Jay Carney: “Knew About IRS Before We Did Not Know About It.”
(The Following is Satire) (WASHINGTON) — After numerous scandals that have rocked the Obama administration recently, one of the biggest…
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Economy
Study: Socialism Works 98% of the Time It Is Imagined
The following is satire. (From WIRES) (HONOLULU, HI) —After years of thorough research, a new study on the social and…
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Email Featured
Political Correctness’ War on FUNNY
The other day I found this photo on Facebook and shared it on my page. I found it hysterical, and others…
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Crime
FBI Arrests Grover Norquist in Connection to Boston Bombing!
The following is satire. by Jack Lakeman, DP Editor-in-Chief (WASHINGTON) — Just hours after the Boston Marathon bombing, with no…
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Education
TEACHERS vs. TYRANTS: Sandy Hook Fallout Revealing Dark Side of Many ‘‘Teachers”
There are many truths about being young and growing up one can only realizes years later. Sometimes you want to kick…
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Homosexuality
Debate Over Gay Marriage Rages As Nuclear Missiles Fly Towards the U.S.
The following is satire. (From WIRES) (ENTIRE UNITED STATES) —With just minutes remaining to seek adequate shelter before being obliterated…
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Business
Why Can’t I Get a Job? Because Capitalism Sucks and America, Too!
The following is satire. by Trevor Abrahams, Ellicott City, MD Dear America, I’m going on welfare. I’ve been looking for…
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Lame Stream Media
Not Cool: What Shouldn’t Be at CPAC This Year
Shortly after the election I wrote a serious opinion piece titled “Diagnosis: GOP HIV — The Republican Party … Has…
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Economy
Pelosi on Sequester: ‘Millions of Americans have already died and don’t even know it!’’
The following is satire. by Michael Madshack, DP Assistant Editor, Tuesday, March 12, 2013, (WASHINGTON) —As the nation plunged further…
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Culture & Art
‘I Can’t Wait to Make It to America So I Can Complain About How Horrible It Is!’
The following is satire. COMMENTARY: By Irina Malashka, Current “Dreamer,” Future “Undocumented” American, Minsk, Belarus After years of applying; after years of…
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Culture & Art
‘‘Testosteroni’’ — Chaz Bono Unveils Own Brand of Pasta Sauce
The following is satire. Thursday, February 21st, 2013, (LOS ANGELES) — Need more bass in your voice? Looking to put…
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Church
“It’s the Culture, Stupid!” –What the War on Guns Is Really About
Okay, I give up! I can’t find the politically correct way of saying it. I cannot find the fluffy adjectives and…
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Culture & Art
TRAGEDY: Groundhog Day’s “Punxsutawney Phil” Sees Four More Years of Obama, Shoots Himself!
The following is satire (PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA) —Less than a week after declaring he did not see his shadow but did see…
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Business
Fleeing Californians Ponder Which State to Ruin Next
The following piece is satire. Tuesday, January 29th, 2013, (Santa Monica, CA) — It has been 34 years of marriage, three…
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Guns
La Pierre’s Bold Move: NRISLAM
Note: The following piece is satire. by D’Leereeus Johnson, DP staff Tuesday, January 29th, 2013 (FAIRFAX, VA) — “How do ya’ like…
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Culture & Art
“Wake Up, Kiddies – Santa’s a Fascist, Midget-Exploiter!”
The following is Satire Weeks ago Duh Progressive ran an article about First Lady Michelle Obama accusing Santa Claus of being one…
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Culture & Art
End of World Could Tarnish Barack Obama’s Legacy
The Following is Satire: Obama: “Having the World End Would Put Such a Damper On My Presidency” My Fellow Americans,…
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Culture & Art
Michelle Obama: Santa Claus “Deadly Menace” to Children, Promotes Diabetes, Heart Disease?
The Following is Satire: by Ibrahim al-Lincoln, official Muslim Civil War re-enactor, Thursday, December 6, 2012, (WASHINGTON) —Old Saint Nick…
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2012 Election
GOP HIV: The Republican Party … Has “AIDS”?
A Serious Op-Ed by Nick Taxia, Duh Progressive Anyone who knows anything about the human immune system knows something…
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2012 Election
DGOA Speaks: Officially Out of Reasons to Be Thankful?
(The following is satire) Tuesday, November 20th, 2012, (KANSAS CITY, MO) —“We’ll give thanks this year that. .. that ……
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2012 Election
‘‘If We Had Only Posted More Pictures of Obama With a Hitler Mustache!’’
The following is satire. Tuesday, November 13th, 2012, (CLEVELAND, OH) —A week after the fact and 50-year-old Dale Jankovic still…
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2012 Election
USA Found Dead — Apparent Suicide
(The following is satire.) (From WIRES) Wednesday, November 7th, 2012, (JONESBAMATOWN, GUYANA) —The world was horrified last Wednesday to learn of the…
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2012 Election
Notorious ‘‘Death Cat’’ Refuses to Leave Obama Campaign Headquarters
Note: The following column is satire Saturday, November 3rd, 2012,(WASHINGTON) “He refuses to leave. When we force him away, he…
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2012 Election
Murder, Rape, Repression, and the ‘‘Real Story’’ Barack Obama Would Love to Tell
(A ‘Duh Progressive’ True Op-Ed) On July 12th President Obama told CBS News that a president’s job is…
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2012 Election
Study: Most Terrorists Would Rather Be Actually Waterboarded Than Listen to Arguments Against Waterboarding
Note: The following is a satire. (From WIRES) (LANGLEY, VA) — A leaked study by the Central Intelligence Agency for…
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Culture & Art
“Reporting” Abuse Making Facebook Seem More Like “Fascistbook”
Political pundits, bloggers, commentators, etc., of all political leanings and extremes, I come to you now as a simple human…
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2012 Election
VP Joe Biden Endorses…Mitt Romney?!
This column is a satire. Monday, October 22nd, 2012 (LORAIN, OH) —Some are calling it his worst of gaffes, even…
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2012 Election
“How Will America Look If We Don’t Re-Elect Barack Obama At Least Four More Times?’’
(Note: This commentary is satire) by Flower McMillan, Sociology Major, senior, Columbia University, NY Dear fellow humans, In…
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