satire
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‘‘If We Had Only Posted More Pictures of Obama With a Hitler Mustache!’’
The following is satire. Tuesday, November 13th, 2012, (CLEVELAND, OH) —A week after the fact and 50-year-old Dale Jankovic still…
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USA Found Dead — Apparent Suicide
(The following is satire.) (From WIRES) Wednesday, November 7th, 2012, (JONESBAMATOWN, GUYANA) —The world was horrified last Wednesday to learn of the…
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Notorious ‘‘Death Cat’’ Refuses to Leave Obama Campaign Headquarters
Note: The following column is satire Saturday, November 3rd, 2012,(WASHINGTON) “He refuses to leave. When we force him away, he…
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Study: Most Terrorists Would Rather Be Actually Waterboarded Than Listen to Arguments Against Waterboarding
Note: The following is a satire. (From WIRES) (LANGLEY, VA) — A leaked study by the Central Intelligence Agency for…
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VP Joe Biden Endorses…Mitt Romney?!
This column is a satire. Monday, October 22nd, 2012 (LORAIN, OH) —Some are calling it his worst of gaffes, even…
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“How Will America Look If We Don’t Re-Elect Barack Obama At Least Four More Times?’’
(Note: This commentary is satire) by Flower McMillan, Sociology Major, senior, Columbia University, NY Dear fellow humans, In…
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Obama Declares Criticism of His Record as President ‘‘Below the Belt’’
(Note: This piece is satire) by Denise Half-Black-Half-White-Non-Biased-Female, DP staff, Thursday, October 4th, 2012, (MADISON, WI) —Standing up today to…
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Mean Mitt’s Cheat Sheet
Let’s face it. Despite the Obama campaign’s attempts at painting Mitt Romney as an evil businessman, Mitt Romney is a…
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Stevie Wonder Border Guard
Note: The following piece is satire. by D’Leereeus Johnson, DP staff, Wednesday, September 25th, 2012, (WASHINGTON) —In a move GOP…
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God To Democrats: ‘‘That’s okay, you’re not on my ‘platform,’ either’’
by Michael Madshack, DP Assistant Editor, Saturday, September 8th, 2012,(HEAVEN, UNIVERSE) — Apparently the feeling is mutual between the Democrat party…
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Obama’s Gonna Pay Fo’ Me Some Health Care
Ha ha ha I’m getting healthcare… this is wonderful. So people keep on working. Thanks so much. Watch at…
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Actor Kevin Bacon Changing Last Name To Appease Muslims (satire)
(Note: the following piece is satire) by Ibrahim al-Lincoln, official DP Muslim Civil War Re-enactor August 28th, 2012, (NEW YORK)…
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“President Obama, Dude, Like, Why Am I Still In Charge of the French Fries?”
Saturday, August 25, 2012, 1:30 PM Faux commentary by a “disgruntled” former Obama supporter NOTE: the poor spelling and grammar…
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Holder: Some Ethnicities “Biologically Incapable” of Obtaining Voter ID
(From the ‘I Wouldn’t Doubt It’ file…This article is a piece of satire, meant to illustrate the DOJ’s absurd attempts…
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Report: Mitt Romney Fed 20-Month-Old Baby to Crocodiles!
(attention: the following is satire) Wednesday, August 17th, 2012, (KANSAS CITY, KS) —Mitt Romney’s campaign endured another unexpected attack this…
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Romney COULD Have Been a Winner With “Ultimate” Diverse Candidate
I’m sorry, America. I’m sorry, financial future of the United States; sorry, generations of future Americans. Sorry, Republican Party. And…
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Gay Man Shot With Lasers At East Coast Chick-Fil-A
Must watch video.
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Guns Didn’t Kill Those People in Colorado — Projectiles Did
(Satirical Commentary)) By Michelle Obama So America, the moment you all have been waiting for is here. It is time…
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best bar joke ever
Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender! The robot says, “What will you have?” The…
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Try It If You Dare, But No One Can Out-Concern Me!
The President takes on Mitt Romney and other critics by challenging them to try to out-concern "The Concernanator."